Billy the Fish
Technocrat
For £600 I reckon you could get a couple of German Goo Girls to turn up instead.
This makes no sense whatsoever!?! I think they are pulling your plonker mate. They've just used your ignorance and thrown in the word 'german' and 'special' to imply it must be high tech, quality & expensive. What they've sloshed in there is probably some standard self levelling sealant compound of some sort, it most definitely wouldn't cost £500 for a single length of short gutter. You sound like you want to believe them, they are clearly ripping you off.
But is one of your gutters fiendishly inaccessible and impossible to replace without major accompanying building work?
Mrs G arranged for our local friendly builder/roofer to come and fix the gutter that runs between our house and conservatory.
One bloke came and worked for 90mins. He swept out the gutter and then “painted” it with some stuff he mixed up in a large bucket. A young lad carried a couple of things and watched.
£700.
Apparently the main cost was the stuff that he poured in/painted on... it “comes from Germany and costs £500”...
Am I right in smelling a Siberian hamster? Or does this sound legit?
ALL advice very welcome.
One of the reasons I’m not so pissed off about being a victim of Dick Turpin is that, in the course of the 90mins he spent at our house, he pointed out a further problem that it is useful I know about.
The opening from the kitchen to the conservatory has a beam across it which is sagging so the mortar in the bricks above the gutter outside is opening up. (Without any additional charge he smeared some brown goo into the cracks.)
Update after visit this morning...
The boss didn’t come so I still haven’t paid.
Youngish chap came on his own. He was assistant yesterday but has been promoted as the other bloke has left the company!
Very personable young man who answered my questions and did a good job.
1. Replacing the gutter was completely impossible. There is no plastic gutter there. It is all made of integrated lead sheeting (see photo) that would genuinely be an expensive nightmare to start messing around with.
2. The levelling was required due to bowing and pooling. The German goo is described as “very expensive liquid plastic”. But they only used “half a large tin” so I am clear that £500 for materials can’t be right.
3. The leaking/overflowing after rain yesterday was due to blocked downpipe - it was blocked at the bottom and completely full of water. He cleared it and resealed at the top.
4. I am happy they have done a decent job that needed doing. £200 for labour feels about right now after 3 visits (checking with Mrs G this morning, they were also here for an hour on a first visit when they partially cleared the gully
). Before paying, I intend to try and get clear information from the boss about the cost of the material used.
Update after visit this morning...
The boss didn’t come so I still haven’t paid.
Youngish chap came on his own. He was assistant yesterday but has been promoted as the other bloke has left the company!
Very personable young man who answered my questions and did a good job.
1. Replacing the gutter was completely impossible. There is no plastic gutter there. It is all made of integrated lead sheeting (see photo) that would genuinely be an expensive nightmare to start messing around with.
2. The levelling was required due to bowing and pooling. The German goo is described as “very expensive liquid plastic”. But they only used “half a large tin” so I am clear that £500 for materials can’t be right.
3. The leaking/overflowing after rain yesterday was due to blocked downpipe - it was blocked at the bottom and completely full of water. He cleared it and resealed at the top.
4. I am happy they have done a decent job that needed doing. £200 for labour feels about right now after 3 visits (checking with Mrs G this morning, they were also here for an hour on a first visit when they partially cleared the gully
). Before paying, I intend to try and get clear information from the boss about the cost of the material used.
The last bloke who cleaned out my gutter charged £10 for the front, £10 for the back, and used a very long ladder and a pair of thick gloves. He obviously forgot the German goo.
(He got a further £10 for removing a dead pigeon that was overhanging from my neighbour's gutter and would, eventually, have fallen into my garden. Talk about lucky that he knocked on my door the same evening after the pigeon died that morning. If the gutter had been visible from any road, I might have been suspicious.)
One of the reasons I’m not so pissed off about being a victim of Dick Turpin is that, in the course of the 90mins he spent at our house, he pointed out a further problem that it is useful I know about.
The opening from the kitchen to the conservatory has a beam across it which is sagging so the mortar in the bricks above the gutter outside is opening up. (Without any additional charge he smeared some brown goo into the cracks.)
Sagging beam would be worrying me more than a bit of damp. That WILL need replacing with one that's properly specked.
The detailing in joining conservatory to house is flawed, regardless of what epoxy they've allegedly strengthened it with. It's probably running close to dead level so needs to be able to hold a much higher volume of water and be much better supported.
I'd really be thinking about how much I want that conservatory, do I want to alter it or make it a proper extension etc because at some point that dodgy beam is coming out and at least some of the conservatory with it.
Make a plan and then you can start budgeting towards it.
With regards to the chimney, yes painting/treating it was a good idea and has done the job. It shouldn't need redoing any more than any other outside paint though.
Yes, sagging beam is a big concern (not yet shared with Mrs G..!!).
Conservatory is very nice so don’t want to change it.
Bloke said it would cost about £5K to fix the beam. Does that sound right?
I'm smelling more BS here, sorry. By the 'sagging', does he mean the cement above the lead where he has put the grey silicone sealant in this photo?
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If so, cement cracking above lead flashing is a very common occurrence due to the lead expansion and contraction in the summer. Means absolutely nothing, the gaps in the brickwork don't look over large and no other cracks above from 'sagging' brickwor like you'd expect to see. Sagging beam is a load of b0llocks imo.
I'm smelling more BS here, sorry. By the 'sagging', does he mean the cement above the lead where he has put the grey silicone sealant in this photo?
If so, cement cracking above lead flashing is a very common occurrence due to the lead expansion and contraction in the summer. Means absolutely nothing, the gaps in the brickwork don't look over large and no other cracks above from 'sagging' brickwor like you'd expect to see. Sagging beam is a load of b0llocks imo.
Yes, sagging beam is a big concern (not yet shared with Mrs G..!!).
Conservatory is very nice so don’t want to change it.
Bloke said it would cost about £5K to fix the beam. Does that sound right?
Conservatory was added around 20 years ago.Are there any cracks at the coving line or above below a window or at the skirting line, upstairs?
If none, might just be a crappy spread.
k5 does sound very expensive.
Conservatory was added around 20 years ago.
Sagging of beam is visible - just measured 5mm lower in middle compared to ends - and there is already a crack in fresh paintwork on the underside of it.
What is a “crappy spread”?
Bloke described need to remove bricks from wall above and replace beam. TBF he said £3-5K so pleased to hear it is probably low end of that.
Crappy spread is a poor plasterer.
If you have the conservatory installed, what was in the wall originally, patio doors or window? Or did you have opening made wider.
Mrs G arranged for our local friendly builder/roofer to come and fix the gutter that runs between our house and conservatory.
One bloke came and worked for 90mins. He swept out the gutter and then “painted” it with some stuff he mixed up in a large bucket. A young lad carried a couple of things and watched.
£700.
Apparently the main cost was the stuff that he poured in/painted on... it “comes from Germany and costs £500”...
Am I right in smelling a Siberian hamster? Or does this sound legit?
ALL advice very welcome.