Hassocks this morning

[Timbo]

Didn't expect this at half five this morning

 

[AlbionRob]

Bob the Builder on the piss again?

 

[Timbo]

Bob the Builder on the piss again?

Seems like he forgot his cash card as well.

 

[Rugrat]

See the High Street has lost none of its character

 

[JJ McClure]

They said on the radio that the high street was closed because of a "police incident". I'd say the above certainly qualifies as one of those.

 

[Marshy]

Robbers innit !

 

[gully07]

just been on tv 3 am this morning bob and his gang tried to gt the atm from barclays

 

[xenophon]

They must have had BUCKETS of money in their account there

 

[Woodchip]

Do they not realise a lot of ATM's now have shredders built in to them so if they go off balance all you get is a load of confetti? Or is that just the ones in pubs?

 

[Everest]

Hassocks - the new Croydon

Caravans are next

 

[Timbo]

Seems they got the ATM on their truck and then couldn't start it, genius

 

[Willy Dangle]

Seems they got the ATM on their truck and then couldn't start it, genius

Do you not just plug them into the mains and they start.

 

[Lincoln Imp]

Sussex Police have narrowed the list of suspects down to 8 million dissatisfied customers.

 

[Weststander]

Police too slow again. Shame, would be nice of the scum were caught.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Do they not realise a lot of ATM's now have shredders built in to them so if they go off balance all you get is a load of confetti? Or is that just the ones in pubs?

Does it blow it out into the robbers faces and laughs in a Stephen Hawking kinda way ? That would be worth seeing.

 

[martyn20]

Shocking, I used to work there, what a bloody mess

BBC News - Homes evacuated in Hassocks bank ram-raid

 

[Badger]

Shocking, I used to work there, what a bloody mess

BBC News - Homes evacuated in Hassocks bank ram-raid

"Homes have been evacuated in a West Sussex town"

Hassocks is only just a village let alone a town.

 

[Smirko]

TB gathers transfer funds for the impending arrival of Owen!

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

You wouldn't find this kind of thing happening in Hurstpierpoint...

 

[Badger]

You wouldn't find this kind of thing happening in Hurstpierpoint...

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