HAS Tony Bloom LOST his WALLET ?

[Ernest]

I can't BELIEVE that the SEASON kicks OFF in 2 1/2 WEEKS time and WE are STILL waiting FOR Gus to UNVEIL the BIG lad UPFRONT so WE can play ROUTE 1 and the MIDFIELD powerhouse WHO is going to let VINCENTELOT run RINGS around the OPPOSITION.

It is OVER 2 weeks SINCE we SINGED someone and I demand BLOOM gets HIS WALLET out NOW and OPENS it otherwise IT will TURN nasty on SATURDAY as IT is not GOOD enough.

IF we haven't got any new SINGINGS by SATURDAY I will RIP up MY season TICKET and THROW it at the 1901 CLUB seats and PHOTOSHOP a picture of TONY Blooms HEAD onto Dick Tights BODY and stick it ALL over the GROUND.

 

[leigull]

Uh-oh, the ARS are getting restless. Bloom's days are numbered!

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

He opened up his wallet mate and a single fly flew out, we are brassic

 

[middletoenail]

I can confirm that I have his wallet, and he is indeed skint. I know this because he had a receipt from a cash machine withdrawl in Croydon which showed a very concerning negative balance.

My sources in the banking industry have informed me that his assets have been frozen because of some sort of financial irregularities. I don't know how true this is, don't shoot me. I am not one to make up stupid rumours.

 

[salty seagull]

He has not lost his wallet, he`s just a bloody tight-arse.

 

[cloud]

Maybe he can put it on his Amex card

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

has he had a bad run at poker?

 

[Perkino]

I'm pretty sure he isn't purchasing any players from his own wallet, the £15m turnover that the Amex brought in last season will be used for the new signings. We are going to be a self sufficient club that only spends within our means

 

[El Presidente]

I trust you will be representing ARS at the fan forum on Thursday and will ask the AWKWARD questions Ern?

 

[Deleted member 22389]

Not enough that he got us this fantastic new stadium. I hope your joking!!

 

[MattBackHome]

Where is all the money FROM the cup run LAST year?

 

[Giraffe]

Dick was the tightest fish bottom in the sea life centre. Bloom is the turtle in the tank next door.

And it's no coincidence that the Bloom wallet has gone missing at the same time as the Illuminati Olympics are going on.

 

[leigull]

If ONLY we could attract SOMEONE who isn't AFRAID to splash THE cash like BARON Chanrai AT Pompey

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

It sounds like our Ernest has got the measure of our Tony (5ft, 3"). I can't see the ARS taking this one lying down.

 

[Soul Finger]

That's a few seconds of my life I won't get back.

What a load of shite.

 

[Notters]

I hear he's paving the way for a hangover back to Dick Knight.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

I RECKON Gus has IT IN his office and IS ABOUT to OPEN it

 

[TottonSeagull]

I can't BELIEVE that the SEASON kicks OFF in 2 1/2 WEEKS time and WE are STILL waiting FOR Gus to UNVEIL the BIG lad UPFRONT so WE can play ROUTE 1 and the MIDFIELD powerhouse WHO is going to let VINCENTELOT run RINGS around the OPPOSITION.

It is OVER 2 weeks SINCE we SINGED someone and I demand BLOOM gets HIS WALLET out NOW and OPENS it otherwise IT will TURN nasty on SATURDAY as IT is not GOOD enough.

IF we haven't got any new SINGINGS by SATURDAY I will RIP up MY season TICKET and THROW it at the 1901 CLUB seats and PHOTOSHOP a picture of TONY Blooms HEAD onto Dick Tights BODY and stick it ALL over the GROUND.

You sir are a PRAT. That is it!

 

[brightonmark1234]

i don't think there was ever a big name signing

 

[GingerBeerMan]

That's a few seconds of my life I won't get back.

What a load of shite.

You know what?































Here's another two seconds.