Has The Club Ruined My Relationship With My Son ?

[AnotherArch]

Or can you be sacked if you Chewbacca in the workplace instead of smoking it ?

 

[Buzzer]

These are not the Brentford tickets you are looking for.

You can pick up the tickets from Griffin Park but be warned you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

I've got a bad feeling about this.


etc....

 

[vegster]

When Trains were delayed I Drove him to Work from Worthing, Ask The Gate People (Never Late Never Let Them Down }

You have been to Lidl, bought a bottle of their cheap Sloe Gin, You are Hove Bald & Unread and I claim my £5

 

[Washie]

What's actually happened?

 

[vegster]

What's actually happened?

Not sure exactly but I can be sure there will be lots of regrets in the morning.

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

What's actually happened?

Luke got caught lifting some Brentford away tickets. When caught he screamed for a policeman claiming - he was on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan.

 

[Mackenzie]

" To Work Or Not To Work For Them ?"

Sleep on it is my advice.

Good night Pj2000.

 

[Washie]

Luke got caught lifting some Brentford away tickets. When caught he screamed for a policeman claiming - he was on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan.

Was he removed with Force?

 

[Cheshire Cat]

It's the gift that just keeps on giving. And so close to Christmas too.

I still have no idea what this is all about.

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

Was he removed with Force?

By Boba Fett. He now shares a cell with Jar Jar Binks. His last words before he was locked up were - "help me Obi Wan Kenobi you are my only hope".

 

[Washie]

By Boba Fett. He now shares a cell with Jar Jar Binks. His last words before he was locked up were - "help me Obi Wan Kenobi you are my only hope".

So he really Leiad it on the line then

 

[Wrong-Direction]

This is either a palace fan or earnest HAVING a laugh

 

[Worthingite]

What have I missed? This seems to have all the constituent ingredients for a dream binfest. Crack on.....

 

[Eeyore]

Oh FFS - I really could do without this.

Tesco has just closed. Where the hell am I going to get more Pringles from at this time of the evening?

It's getting close to Christmas on NSC, people are off for a while. You haven't bought any Pringles ? Crickey, I have to factor in another 2 lb weight loss on them alone with all the extra time I spend on here during the festivities.

 

[Pj2000]

My Brother In Law was a Palace Fan till died from Cancer two Years ago roughly. We watched every game together Palace And Brighton (stood in each others ends if we couldn't get tickets for our own. My family didn't want him to Marry My Sister due to that.... But They did (Perfect Marriage )..... When palace beat us at the Amex to go up he was with me In The northstand .... (I Posted That } Its my greatest memory of him .... he died that same year never saw palace play in Prem..... I requested a new Palace Scarf in his Coffin when he was cremated. My Best friend

This is either a palace fan or earnest HAVING a laugh

 

[Eeyore]

These are not the Brentford tickets you are looking for.

You can pick up the tickets from Griffin Park but be warned you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

I've got a bad feeling about this.


etc....

I got mine from a bloke called Luke earlier. He was selling them from a van in Chiswick. Half price.

 

[AnotherArch]

I think that any latecomers won't have a scooby what this is about, reading this thread alone. As the previous threads have disappeared, then a summary is needed. Then everything will be crystal-clear.
I'll start:
In a ticket office far, far away, toiled Worthing Luke, the son of a plant-hire family. He no longer works there because..................

 

[Pj2000]

Thank you Happy Xmas To You & Family ... Great Quote Cheers

I think that any latecomers won't have a scooby what this is about, reading this thread alone. As the previous threads have disappeared, then a summary is needed. Then everything will be crystal-clear.
I'll start:
In a ticket office far, far away, toiled Worthing Luke, the son of a plant-hire family. He no longer works there because..................

 

[Worthingite]

My Brother In Law was a Palace Fan till died from Cancer two Years ago roughly. We watched every game together Palace And Brighton (stood in each others ends if we couldn't get tickets for our own. My family didn't want him to Marry My Sister due to that.... But They did (Perfect Marriage )..... When palace beat us at the Amex to go up he was with me In The northstand .... (I Posted That } Its my greatest memory of him .... he died that same year never saw palace play in Prem..... I requested a new Palace Scarf in his Coffin when he was cremated. My Best friend

Has anyone ever told you that you have a unique grammar style. Random capitals everywhere!!!

 

[Jbanged]

I'm looking forward to Ernest's take on all this