Has anyone opened the Champers yet?

[Easy 10]

I doubt it. It's a Sunday.

SAKE

You know what I mean you blundering cackbadger. First midweek of the 2010/11 season.

In a moment of devine poetry, the wife bought me a new WATCH this afternoon, and a splendid specimen is is too. It shall be on my wrist in three years time as I ZAP my way through the turnstiles at the stadium with my super-high-tech season ticket card thingy. I shall gaze upon its FACE at kickoff that day, and remember this day of triumph.

 

[Everest]

I shall gaze upon its FACE at kickoff that day

And miss the first competitive kick at Falmer? Call yourself a fan?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Champagne's on ice til it's LEGALLY beyond the last date for The League Of Sussex Woodland Folk, The Fellows Of And With Downs and all the rest of the little elves of the three-ringed circus to mount a challenge to the decision.