Has anyone heard about the Dwarf shortage?

[Oddsocks]

Has anyone heard about the Dwarf shortage?

 

[gazingdown]

Ring ring

Ring ring

Ring ring

"Hello"

"Oh Hi, it's the 1950s, we'd like our joke back please"

 

[Oddsocks]

Ring ring

Ring ring

Ring ring

"Hello"

"Oh Hi, it's the 1950s, we'd like our joke back please"

 

[Dave the OAP]

knock knock



who'se there?


Grandad


QUICK STOP THE FUNERAL

 

[Hillian1]

My wife has been missing for a week.
Last night a Policeman came round and told me to expect the worst so this morning I went to the Charity shop and got her clothes back.

 

[Gazwag]

Has anyone heard about the Dwarf shortage?

Are you going to post the punchline today

 

[Hampden Park]

is the list quite short?

the figure is not very high?

low numbers?

 

[Hampden Park]

it has been under estimated?

 

[Stat Brother]

Might explain why children play the 7 dwarfs, in panto season.

 

[daveinprague]

The Dwarf support group are up in arms about the panto in Wolverhampton involving the kids...saying its traditional, plus the clues in the name haha...

 

[Manx Shearwater]

I dunno, Roger French is always cancelling buses due to staff shortages so maybe they're all working there.

 

[El Sid]

I had a car crash the other day. A dwarf got out the other car and said, 'I'm not happy'.
To which I replied, 'Which one are you then.'

 

[narly101]

What's brown and sticky?

 

[Hillian1]

What's brown and sticky?

Excrement?

 

[El Sid]

What's brown and sticky?

Sticky brown stuff

 

[Lankyseagull]

This thread is bad for your Elf.

 

[Gazwag]

The Dwarf support group are up in arms about the panto in Wolverhampton involving the kids...saying its traditional, plus the clues in the name haha...

They are not many dwarfs in Jack and the Beanstalk though

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

Did you know only one in seven dwarves are happy?

 

[Gazwag]

What's brown and sticky?

Leon Knight

 

[daveinprague]

They are not many dwarfs in Jack and the Beanstalk though

Everybody is a dwarf apart from the giant...haha...

Does seem a bit harsh on dwarves though. Its not like they have unlimited work opportunities.....