Harty's Phone In

[London Irish]

Alexi Spiros?

 

[Trigger]

I'm not listening, has it all kicked off yet?...

 

[London Irish]

There is another complete arsehole on right now. f*** it, I'm gonna have start phoning in. The standard of callers is appalling. There is some twat called Simon who's just called for the sacking of the manager. Jesus.

 

[London Irish]

YESSSSSS!!!!!! Spot on McGhee. Focusing on the real problem, the lack of a targetman.

Was not paying Iwelumo's relocation our biggest error since the appointment of Hinshelwood?

 

[Trigger]

I'm called Simon... but it wasn't me as Shaggy once sung...

 

[London Irish]

Well, I'm called Steve. There is just been a very good caller called that, but it wasn't me. Well said that Steve. Spot on regarding McGhee's nous in sorting out difficult problems.

 

[John Boy]

Harty just said Dick Knight will be on five o'clock on Saturday

 

[Trigger]

I thought only cool people like Safeway were called Steve

Anyway, keep up the phone in reports, i'm listening to a penalty shoot out between Kidderminster & Cardiff!

 

[MRRF 10]

Lush now on.....

 

[Robot Chicken]

They saved the best till last

 

[Easy 10]

WHat the f*** was that second caller on about ?

"Its the Labour Government conference, not the Labour Party conference"
uhhhh, yeah....Labour ARE in Government
"How many Government MP's will be there ?"
Eh ? Say again ?
"How many Labour government MP's will be at the Conference ?"
Err, whats your point ?
"How many Labour MP's are there in the Government ?"

It was at this point I started smashing my head against the radiator. FUUUUUUCKING HELL, WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE ?

Harty, Colon, Hawsey, McGhee, ANYONE - can you PLEASE do some kind of screening on the callers to try to ascertain whether they (a) have a point and (b) are not complete RETARDS.

I need a lie down.

 

[BensGrandad]

Did you hear that prat from Midhurst but then what do you expect from there as it is a place of inbreds

 

[Lush]

I might give it a go too.

Well I heard your TEXT.

No-one could be as bad as that caller wittering on about the Labour Party Government Conference. WTF? You should all give it a go.

Did anyone else on here phone in tonight?

 

[Everest]

I didn't Kay, but my text got read out. The very last one

 

[Dawsey]

Is the text number the same as the normal phone-in number? Might have to start getting involved after listening to some of the crap that people said tonight.

 

[BensGrandad]

I heard the lady Lush and she spoke some sense ' for a woman' .

Better than a lot of the earlier callers shouting for McGhee to be sacked what idiots.

 

[Lush]

I heard the lady Lush and she spoke some sense ' for a woman' .

I am starting to feel a bit sorry for BensGrandma.

Dawesy - the number is 0845 957 0057 which is different to the text number.

 

[BensGrandad]

I am starting to feel a bit sorry for BensGrandma.

Dawesy - the number is 0845 957 0057 which is different to the text number.

Sorry if I offended you it was not a knock at you but a backhanded compliment and a knock at the women who phone in to say how handsome so and so is.

 

[Dawsey]

Dawesy - the number is 0845 957 0057 which is different to the text number.

Whats the text number then?

 

[goldstone]

I phoned in!