Harty's phone in

[Harty]

Harty, the mosy unpc man in the world.

pc sucks Uncle.

When you've got 5 mins I'll tell you about the most ludicrous pc story.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Harty: Remember, it's your phone in, you set the agenda so call me now on 08459 57 *pause* double o, 57, Well Norman another grim deadlock on the pitch today..what else can we talk about?

Sir Norm: Foster played well today

Harty: Very wise words there, OK, That said, Curry Munchers and Benders are not going to add much to the feel of Withdean are they?

Sir Norm: I like the look of Foster

Harty: Well I think that a stall selling strap ons and Gimp masks or some ethnic refugee camp would spoil the atmosphere outside the toilets..Whats your opinion? call in now on 08459 5y *pause* double o,57 or text on the usual number...has Mickey got it right at last? no Elphick or Cox today..OK over to Surayer for some more puerile shit...

A weird combo but it works

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

A weird combo but it works

Foster is my favouritest player!

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Harty & Sir Norm: our very own all-live versions of Alan & Sir Les? Ah Ha!

ps Hope you made sure those tea towels were proper sweat shop fare. Wouldn't like to think you were inadvertently goin' all pc on us

 

[Easy 10]

Has Sir Norm worked out that its Nicky Forster yet ?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

No, he hasn't

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

No, he hasn't

Its because of Nickys distinctive headband and bubble perm...easy mistake to make

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Why don't you beat Surya to it then Nick?

While we are on the subject of getting names right (Forster - Foster) I am sure the young lad who takes the effort to call in to the show (unlike most of us who sit and deride callers via the safety of our internet user names) name is spelt Sureyya.

 

[Scotty Mac]

While we are on the subject of getting names right (Forster - Foster) I am sure the young lad who takes the effort to call in to the show (unlike most of us who sit and deride callers via the safety of our internet user names) name is spelt Sureyya.

i thought his name was spelt twat

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

i thought his name was spelt twat

Well he might become one who supports Man U or Chelsea if the fans of his own club treat him like one. The youth are the future of our club let us take the piss out of them for trying :thud:

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

While we are on the subject of getting names right (Forster - Foster) I am sure the young lad who takes the effort to call in to the show (unlike most of us who sit and deride callers via the safety of our internet user names) name is spelt Sureyya.

Thanks for that.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Well he might become one who supports Man U or Chelsea if the fans of his own club treat him like one. The youth are the future of our club let us take the piss out of them for trying :thud:

The young man in question is well aware of the ribaldary that goes on on this board concerning his by now traditional calls to Harty and in my view enjoys the attention so lets not get too twee about it.

 

[Harty]

The young man in question is well aware of the ribaldary that goes on on this board concerning his by now traditional calls to Harty and in my view enjoys the attention so lets not get too twee about it.

wise words great mate, looking forward to your input tomorrow.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

wise words great mate, looking forward to your input tomorrow.

Only if you promise not to be nasty to me! when's my next guest spot?? Last time you spent the whole of my show talking to a bearded elderly chap with his glasses on some string!