Harry the Hornet... well done

[AmexRuislip]

 

[portslade seagull]

Only doing what Zaha does all time, but he wasn't very good at it

 

[Dougie]

I'm sitting in the Swan and first post I look at----it's Douglarse

I'm sorry simmo but I had to get it off my chest , btw I hope you enjoyed Xmas and didn't start on anyone .

 

[brakespear]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...ing-fun-Wilfried-Zaha-says-Sam-Alladryce.html

Zaha had to be 'restrained' brilliant stuff.

This - anything more embarrassing on-pitch than having to be restrained from 'having a go' at a cartoon mascot I find difficult to imagine.

 

[holradio]

A team full of divers, assembled by cheating local businesses and charities, twice, managed by a disgraced manager in a decrepit stadium (half) filled with the wankiest fans in football.

 

[dennis]

Fat Sam gets stung again! See what I did there Hornet, Sting..... I'll grab my coat

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

I'm sorry simmo but I had to get it off my chest , btw I hope you enjoyed Xmas and didn't start on anyone .

How big is your chest

 

[SeagullinExile]

"Watford mascot Harry the Hornet was 'out of order' for making fun of Wilfried Zaha, says new Crystal Palace manager Sam Allardyce"

Nice distraction from your team being shit and Zaha being a cheat.

You forgot to add the fact that Big Sam is a greedy arse money whore.

And he also looks like he smells of farts.

 

[Triggaaar]

You forgot to add the fact that Big Sam is a greedy arse money whore.

I thought it went without saying. He's a crook, and his appointment sums up Crystal Palace for me.

And he also looks like he smells of farts.

You are being kind. Well, it is Christmas I suppose.

 

[Albion my Albion]

If only we could get certain Albion reps to actually fly.

 

[fosters headband]

Along with Zaha Cabaye, Beneteke and Harry the Hornet Parish wants them all banned

http://home.bt.com/news/sport-news/parish-wants-red-cards-for-divers-11363833818044

They really should be renamed Crystal Hypocrites.

 

[Mackenzie]

boo!

 

[Triggaaar]

I think it's absolutely disgraceful that one of the worlds top players is subjected to this form ridicule on live TV which was seen worldwide

Fair play to you for the satire

 

[Bry Nylon]

Artist's impression of Harry the Hornet, yesterday*




*Emoji for illustrative purposes only; other mascots / emojis are available; your statutory rights are not affected which is just as well as nobody knows what that actually means.

 

[Eeyore]

The video suggests that Zaha wasn't actually 'restrained' merely shuffled to the dressing room. His face did suggest that he been slightly STUNG by it all.

It's naughty, perhaps a little provocative, but no need to stir up a hornet's nest.

 

[Motogull]

Harry the Hornet failed to include the arms-outstretched-then-fall-forward-and-bang-fist-into-the-turf part of the routine that we've come so bored of though. Zaha is such a baby.

 

[Sheebo]

The video suggests that Zaha wasn't actually 'restrained' merely shuffled to the dressing room. His face did suggest that he been slightly STUNG by it all.

It's naughty, perhaps a little provocative, but no need to stir up a hornet's nest.

Definately called him a '****' and possibly a 'pussy-hole' if my lip reading is correct...

 

[Lady Whistledown]

In other, Palace-related social media news: Simon Jordan is now on Twitter. Remember when they had a chairman with even more ridiculous hair than Parish (I know, the very notion seems ridiculous now)? That orange spray-tanned buffoon with the wafty, dyed blonde do?

He's @sjopinion10 if you really want to know. Every bit as unjustifiably self absorbed as I remember him being.

 

[SeagullofMalaysia]

Definately called him a '****' and possibly a 'pussy-hole' if my lip reading is correct...

Is the starred word C or T for the first letter?

 

[Dougie]

In other, Palace-related social media news: Simon Jordan is now on Twitter. Remember when they had a chairman with even more ridiculous hair than Parish (I know, the very notion seems ridiculous now)? That orange spray-tanned buffoon with the wafty, dyed blonde do?

He's @sjopinion10 if you really want to know. Every bit as unjustifiably self absorbed as I remember him being.

Are you sure that isn't his stalker ?