[Humour] Happy Valentine's Day.....

[Durlston]

......to everyone on NSC.

What do you think? - commercial rip off or a chance to show your other half how much you love them?

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Two in the pink
And one in the poo.

 

[DJ NOBO]

Why do flowers cost so much?
(And razor blades)

 

[Justice]

Why do women think this is a one way affair

 

[schmunk]

Why do women think this is a one way affair

It's probably not a very good day to be having an affair.

 

[BadFish]

Meh, load of old bollocks

Being married to me is like valentine's Day every day.

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[crodonilson]

One of the great days on the calendar we celebrated over the weekend with our good friends Polly and Giles. Tonight I'm cooking Pork Curry and we may indulge in a spot of teabagging afterwards.

 

[Is it PotG?]

 

[Gabbafella]

Utter nonsense. Me and the Mrs say we love each other on a daily basis, we go out for meals together, cinema, holidays (not so much recently) and buy little things to show appreciation for one another. Doing it on one specific day because society says so is bollocks.

 

[jakarta]

Some real misery guts on here, Mrs Jakarta got a nice new fluffy bath robe plus a big box of Hotel Chocolat mix.

Fillet Steak and a bottle of Rioja tonight.

It is NOT just another day...

 

[Mellotron]

It is NOT just another day...

When you have 2 children under 4 years old, it can feel like just another day if I'm honest...

 

[Uh_huh_him]

Some real misery guts on here, Mrs Jakarta got a nice new fluffy bath robe plus a big box of Hotel Chocolat mix.

Fillet Steak and a bottle of Rioja tonight.

It is NOT just another day...

Think you've mixed up your day's here - Steak is for March 14th.

 

[Swansman]

Um yeah I prefer to call it "Monday". Happy Monday to you.

 

[amexer]

Do begrudge paying £10/15 more for same flowers so although not possible this year buy day before and keep in garage

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

All my fans love me


Regards
DF

 

[Baker lite]

Twenty eight years ago today I took Mrs Bravo Lima to see Mrs Doubtfire at the Odeon. In love ever since .[emoji3590] [emoji3590]

 

[marcos3263]

Twenty eight years ago today I took Mrs Bravo Lima to see Mrs Doubtfire at the Odeon. In love ever since .[emoji3590] [emoji3590]

you know............you know Mrs Doubtfire was a man dressed up

 

[schmunk]

you know............you know Mrs Doubtfire was a man dressed up

Turns out he wasn't the only one.

 

[Brian Fantana]

When you have 2 children under 4 years old, it can feel like just another day if I'm honest...

This.

 

[Godstar]

After 28 years together, the wife & I still go out for a romantic meal once a week…she goes on a Tuesday & I go on Thursdays!

 

[British Bulldog]

Does anybody else remember the time when Valentines day was about sending and receiving valentines gifts from and to people you fancied? nobody ever said who they were from it was just a mystery?