Happy st patricks day NSC!!

[Lady Whistledown]

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Ooops, my bad.

 

[Simster]

Ooops, my bad.

Nope that works. St Paddy is patron saint of the whole island.

Just don't ask the fat bigot to celebrate with a pint of Guinness.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

'Sunday Bloody Sunday'. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday!".

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[Cian]

Gotta love dem cheeky Irish chappies.

Thats a British civil war, which you can keep thanks.

 

[Simster]

Thats a British civil war, which you can keep thanks.

Eh? Last time I checked, Northern Ireland was in fact part of Ireland and not part of Britain.

 

[The Wizard]

Urban Dictionary: Northern Irish Scum


A person from northern ireland who uses phrases such as:

'Yeoooo'
'Get her bucked' (GHB)
'Lyk'
'Ragin'
'Your ma'
'ill do your windies in'
'Scoundered'
'nordie'
'aye right'
'o right?'
'Fer dig'
'glunter'
'craic'
etc.

Someone who is probably inbred and can be called a 'steak', 'chav', 'spide' etc.

Someone who would go into Belfast to 'Go watch the bands lyk'

If female is likely to have a baby under the age of 15.

someone who does not posess the intelligence to go to theyre own home and feels the need to sit out on the streets with theyre mates and that constitutes for them '' A day out''

You can tell if they are northern irish Scum by:

Their pitifully ugly faces.

Tracksuits.

Peirced Ear.

A bottle of cheap cider or 'Bucky'
Incomprehensibe speech incorporating huge amounts of slang.

Poor haircuts, with bleached ends, greased fringe.

Ugly cheap gold jewellery

They Seem to loiter in alleys, train stations, street corners outside off licences, maces spars etc,while drinking and throwin abuse at passers by.
Davison: is walking along the road to go to his local shop to pick up some groceries.

Scumbag: Ere son, u got any fegs?(scum talk for ciggarettes)

Davison: No sorry i don`t smoke.

Scumbag: Dont be so cheeky u wee english ****

Davison runs away like little girl but doesnt get far because of his bad knee and down syndrome.

Scumbag catches up quickly and beats the shit out of Davison...

Above was a typical example of what happens when northern irish scum are on the streets, often in northern irelands scum populated areas such as the shankill.

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

The parade is just kicking off on 5th Avenue – loads of Indians, Mexicans, Russians, Chinese………………even a few Irish. Suppose to be a zero tolerance policy on alcohol – like that ever worked before. Loads of Irish now returned to New York once they found out the Celtic Tiger was f*****.

 

[Cian]

Eh? Last time I checked, Northern Ireland was in fact part of Ireland and not part of Britain.

UK civil war, then. Its not part of the state of Ireland.

 

[Hungry Joe]

you're plastic and unpatriotic.

Assume the position darling.

Right, I'm going to put on The Waterboys classic Fisherman's Blues album to get me in the mood (and yes I know Scott's Scottish - the clue's in his f***ing name).

 

[CHAPPERS]

I, as is true of every member of AFC Lizard (the now defunct NSP sponsored 6 a side team), would eat her poo (it was post match pub talk).

 

[Hungry Joe]

I'd eat her poo and ask for seconds Max

 

[User removed 4]

Was it Donna Air who was interviewing the Coors and asked ' how they had all met ' ?

 

[alan partridge]

Will there be a St. George's day thread next month for the patriots amongst us?

There will be loads (dunno why you are trying to suggest there won't be. Some strange folk always try to do that). There always are. There may even be a march in Brighton again this year. A truly memorable occassion. Who could fail to be stirred by the sight of lots of young men striding through the city centre chanting 'We want our country back!' Really is the best way to CELEBRATE. I'm sure all agree.

 

[Don Quixote]

St Patrick was an English fellow anyway. Might as well drink a few beers in his honour. Unlike St George who knows where the f*** he came from.

 

[getreal1]

you're plastic and unpatriotic.

seconded

 

[8ace]

Guinness is f***ing horrible - worse than Harveys in fact.

 

[John Boy]

Excusing the annual NSC binfest, I'm off out again to enjoy the rest of the evening

Happy St Pats!

 

[ali jenkins]

Excusing the annual NSC binfest, I'm off out again to enjoy the rest of the evening

Happy St Pats!

Your not Irish!!!

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

I hope not. These patron saint days are for noddy little countries with chips on their shoulders. Especially our Celtic brethren.

Proper countries like England, France, Germany, Spain and Italy don't need these stupid days to celebrate themselves just because their tin pot angry neighbours feel the need to do so.

So happy paddys day to all the plastic oyrish reading this. Enjoy your day telling everyone how marvellous the emerald isle is, putting on a silly tall green hat and drinking Guinness just for show (while not telling anyone the truth that it actually makes you feel sick).

France, Spain, Italy hold hundreds of Patron Saints festivals each year.

Or didn't you know that?

Seems not.

Kinda ruins your theory somewhat.