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Happy Birthday El Presidente



Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
Many more of them

:birthday: :birthday: :birthday:

:ascarf: :ascarf: :ascarf:

Let's hope Johnny Two Jags gives you the best present ever

:falmerspi :falmerspi :falmerspi
:falmer: :falmer: :falmer:
:ascarf: :ascarf: :ascarf:
 






Gwylan

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
31,823
Uffern
Many happies, El Pres.

Nearly time to be hanging up the cricket boots isn't it?
 


Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
29,224
Brighton, United Kingdom
happy birthday el-pres
 








Ned

Real Northern Monkey
Jul 16, 2003
1,618
At Home
Happy Birthday El-Pres

Have a great day and don't get TOO drunk:lolol: :lolol: :lolol:
 








El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton
Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
39,990
Pattknull med Haksprut
Thank you kind friends. 42 is of course the answer to the ultimate question.

I have had a variety of presents

An Ipod from Mrs Presidente (Back of the net or what)

A packet of my favourite cheese and onion crisps (Marks and Spencer variety)from Presidente Junior

And a pirated copy of 'Anal Asian Babes' from my mate Baz, that I have immediately re-titled 'A back passage to India'

Negotiations are currently 'advanced' as to whether Mrs Pres will be wearing the uniform tonight.

As for hanging up my boots Gwylan, I am already on two cricket tours this summer, one to Devon and the other to Prague, so I think I will be creaking the bones and opening the bowling for one more summer at least.
 


Marc

New member
Jul 6, 2003
25,267
Many Happy Returns Sir Prez :dance: :birthday:
 




Sussex on Leith

New member
Sep 11, 2003
963
Leith
El Presidente said:
And a pirated copy of 'Anal Asian Babes' from my mate Baz, that I have immediately re-titled 'A back passage to India'

:lolol:

Has anyone who goes by the name of Baz ever NOT been involved in the distribution of pirated pornographic videos? I sincerely doubt it.

Oh, and many happy returns as well. special thanks for giving me the biggest laugh I have had in all my time reading NSC. I won't go into detail, but it involves the word "spunkbubbles".

(Thinking of which, that makes it even more incredible that Mrs Pres saw fit to buy you an IPod for your birthday...she clearly has saintly qualities.)
 


On the Left Wing

KIT NAPIER
Oct 9, 2003
7,094
Wolverhampton
Have a great one my good man!
And enjoy your birthday too ....
:dance: :dance: :dance:
 


Gwylan

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
31,823
Uffern
El Presidente said:
As for hanging up my boots Gwylan, I am already on two cricket tours this summer, one to Devon and the other to Prague, so I think I will be creaking the bones and opening the bowling for one more summer at least.

Cricket in Prague, eh? Bit of an uneven bounce from those cobbles :)
 






Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,119
Haywards Heath
Many Happies EL P :drink: :birthday:
 




Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
72,308
Living In a Box
Viva El Presidente
 








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