**Hampshire v Sussex, Rose Bowl, LV County Championship Divison 1 May 4-7**

[Titanic]

SMASH - six more

Rana going CRAZY out there!

17 from that over... 422-8

 

[simmo]

30 minutes without his mike on - John Lees would never have done anything as amateur as that

A bad tradesman is now blaming his tools!

 

[Titanic]

A bad tradesman is now blaming his tools!

Pathetic

 

[Pavilionaire]

Damn! Hampshire have made a bowling change. I was hoping the guy would pick up his third wicket so the scorecard might read: De WET, WET, WET...

 

[simmo]

Dork gets Rana

 

[Titanic]

Cork traps Rana in front... 34 useful runs.

431-9

 

[Titanic]

Dork gets Anyon

Sadly it's Rana

 

[simmo]

Sadly it's Rana

Yep, cr4p commentators again, better with the mic off!

 

[Mendoza]

will extras make it to 50?

 

[Scoffers]

Come on Monty, smack a dorothy hicks

 

[Pavilionaire]

36 no-balls??

 

[Titanic]

36 no-balls??

18 no-balls bowled... 36 extras.

 

[Titanic]

Sussex all out - 438.

 

[Pavilionaire]

I see, of course. I'm loving the new 'Stonewall Monty', 1 n.o. off 13 balls. He's really working at not giving his wicket away.

 

[keaton]

Ooh I was close

 

[Simster]

Poor, considering we were 322/3

 

[Pavilionaire]

117/7 today. Piss poor effort, that.

 

[simmo]

117/7 today. Piss poor effort, that.

Let's see how Hampshire get on shall we. Comms think it is a much better bowling day today....well if I could hear them properly.

 

[Pavilionaire]

28/0 off 6 overs. Piss poor opening bowling against comedy openers Les Dawson and Jimmy Crickett. For f***'s sake Barry, sort it out!

 

[Uncle Buck]

Arif, fast becoming the Sadj of Sussex, please call the plumbers...