Southend a few years back (watching Plymouth Argyle with my dad) - half time brought about the bizarre and unpleasant spectacle of arch-twat Chico (of 'Chico Time' twattery) miming to his latest turdfest in the centre circle accompanied by a buffoon in an enourmous Shrimp outift 'playing' an inflatable guitar.
One of the advantages of being in the PL is that PBOBE would never let you be stitched up like that on your stag night! Disappointed that no one sang with him even though the words were up on the screen!