Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
At home to Southampton on SKY next Saturday lunchtime, what better way to start a Saturday after a WIN on Friday night to watch that shower of shit go FIVE games without even scoring let alone winning
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Haha Palace!
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AmexRuislip
Retired Spy 🕵️♂️
Know? I have my ticket and a seat on the supporter's club coach!
No, I had no idea. Spooky, eh!
I meant are you going?
tip top
Kandidate
Megazone
On his last warning
As good as this looks for us Albion fans, the dark reality of this just means Palace fans are going to use even more extreme methods of using NSC. I've noticed recently they've started pretending to be Albion fans who also support Arsenal. That tricked all of us and made us all feel as if the Albion were a much smaller club than Palace, no one can deny that. Sadly, now we are 4 points ahead of them and they've still yet to score a goal or pick up a point, this will just mean we get even more fooled into the great trickery which is Palace fans disguised as Albion fans pretending to also be Arsenal fans.
Beware Albion fans.
Beware Albion fans.
Tooting Gull
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- Jul 5, 2003
- 11,033
Despite everything I've actually got some time for Steve Parish. Genuine fan, put his money where his mouth was, and saved the club.
Mark Bright, on the other hand...milked the BBC for years as a useless, biased pundit and now some sort of club poodle.
Mark Bright, on the other hand...milked the BBC for years as a useless, biased pundit and now some sort of club poodle.
Sorrel
Well-known member
Problem is they are doing so badly they'll probably sack the manager quite soon. If only they could get a point or (really pushing it here) two to give them hope. Then keep him on til after Christmas.
Tooting Gull
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- Jul 5, 2003
- 11,033
I think you'll also find that there is some mathematical equation showing the correlation between likely homophobic abuse emanating out of Selhurst, and the poverty of Palace's displays, and the number of points they are behind Brighton in the table. It's beyond me though - I struggle with addition, quadratic equations and the like are for others.
saafend_seagull
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Benteke and puncheon already on 3 yellows each too.
studio150
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The first club in 93 years to start the season with LLLL and zero goals scored in the top division of English football
Paskman
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Don't forget they have Sako and Zaha to come in yet. I think we would be foolish to write them off - especially as Zaha gets the Brighton Palace thing! Still let's enjoy it whilst it lasts
Mark Bright really needs to get that jacket into a tailors. I reckon he should have least 4, if not 5, buttons on that sleeve.
Scruffy ****.
Scruffy ****.
Blankety Blank, or maybe The Price is Right......(10p in the pound version)
According to Houghton (Ray, correct spelling [emoji106]) on the radio a 'new low water mark has been reached' [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Tooting Gull
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- Jul 5, 2003
- 11,033
Don't forget they have Sako and Zaha to come in yet. I think we would be foolish to write them off - especially as Zaha gets the Brighton Palace thing! Still let's enjoy it whilst it lasts
Exactly. And the bottom line is we also still owe them one after that play-off semi-final, right up there with my worst ever days in football. You want to add a win in the head to head, whatever else is going on. It's something that kills Everton fans about Liverpool, they beat them so rarely.
saafend_seagull
Well-known member
Don't forget they have Sako and Zaha to come in yet. I think we would be foolish to write them off - especially as Zaha gets the Brighton Palace thing! Still let's enjoy it whilst it lasts
Lol, Sako is one of their worst players. Even a palarse fan would say the same.
Green Cross Code Man
Wunt be druv
More like 2p in the pound.
Sussex Nomad
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- Thread starter
- #156
Nine letter word:
RELEGATED
Would that be GET LEADER?
Coldeanseagull
Opinionated
I really, REALLY want to take the piddle out of palarse.....but not quite yet. They've got a nasty habit of being pants, sacking their manager then putting a few results together. When we stuff them this season I'll be the first with my hand up to my mouth, pointing and sniggering like a schoolboy
Kalimantan Gull
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Found this little gem on FootballLondon's live text of today's match http://www.football.london/crystal-palace-fc/burnley-vs-crystal-palace-live-13595386
"Scott Dann has just missed an absolute sitter and I want to throw this laptop over the stand."
"Scott Dann has just missed an absolute sitter and I want to throw this laptop over the stand."
bobby baxter
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- Jan 31, 2014
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I agree..however, he should be allowed to recruit assistants with a comprehensive knowledge of the Premier League and Crystal Palace, Mark Bright and Pardew should be enlisted to help out ASAP. These two, alongside Frank, Sammy and Dougie will turn things around.
