We've had this problem in "stuck up" Lewes....our lovely travelling clan cut the padlocks of the gate a few years ago and took up home on malling field (behind Tescos).
When i vented my anger at such breech of byelaws etc, a few of the local lentil munchers took exception to this and thought the poor little p..pi...pik....travellers should be allowed to set up home there.
After explaining that this was an illegal occupation, i asked the sandal wearers of olde Lewes town if they could take these retards...sorry, travellers and put them up in their own gardens.
The silence was deafening.
Why don't you f*ck off out of Lewes. Dick.