Guy Butters Has Scored!!!!!!!!

[Lady Whistledown]

"Guy Butters, Who-o-o-oh
Guy Butters, who-o-o-oh
Went on the Atkins Diet
And made the doubters quiet"

etc

Still think he knocked the ball out of Roberts' hands for Plymouths's last minute equaliser though chaps.

 

[Citrus]

"Guy Butters, Who-o-o-oh
Guy Butters, who-o-o-oh
Went on the Atkins Diet
And made the doubters quiet"

etc

Still think he knocked the ball out of Roberts' hands for Plymouths's last minute equaliser though chaps.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"Nothing you can say
Can keep me away
From my Guy (my Guy)

Nothing you can do
Could make me untrue
To my Guy-uy-uy

He may not be a movie star
But when it comes to being happy
We are!

There's not a man today
Who can tear me away
From my Guy"

 

[Yorkie]

"Nothing you can say
Can keep me away
From my Guy (my Guy)

Nothing you can do
Could make me untrue
To my Guy-uy-uy

He may not be a movie star
But when it comes to being happy
We are!

There's not a man today
Who can tear me away
From my Guy"

that's better than my effort

 

[GUNTER]

The jury is still out on Mr Butters, I think he was at fault for at least one goal.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I agree, we're all so keen for him to do well, we're sometimes over-emphasising what he gets right, and in danger of overlooking mistakes. He's doing his job, no more, no less, and I can't help thinking if Cullip had put in the same performance we might be questioning it.

But it did make me laugh when he scored, and let's hope he holds out successfully against Mooney (5 goals so far) and Parkin (26 goals last season) at the weekend....

Judge him after that.

 

[Bald Gull]

Still think there is plenty more weight than could be lost!!

To the tune of 'Wouldn't it be good... (Nik Kershaw)'


Wouldn't it be good if he was thinner
Even if it was for just one day
Wouldn't it be good if he could run on a Saturday

Wouldn't it be good if he stopped eating
Imagine Just How Slim that he could be
Wouldn't it be good if he got banned from KFC

 

[CHAPPERS]

He's fat, he's round but now we think he's sound,
Guy Butteerrrrs, Guy Butteeerrrrrrrrsss.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

To the tune of 'Wouldn't it be good... (Nik Kershaw)'