Bladders
Twats everywhere
Tinpot club with no real fanbase beyond all the Chinese students in London who rock up to see a 'Premiership match-up on their doorstep.' Pre-Al-Fayed they struggled to get 5k through the turnstiles. A more ambitious move for Gus in terms of a London club would be Brentford.
They even have a 'neutral area' in one of their stands as well.