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Gus Poyet









Oct 25, 2003
23,964
i wanna lick you up and down, till you say stop

let me play with your body poyet, make you real hot (RRRRREEEEAAAALLLL HHHHHOOOTTTT)

let me do all the things you want me to do

cos tonight poyet- i wanna get FREAKY WITH YOU
 


Oct 25, 2003
23,964
my loneliness, is killing me (and i)

i must confess i still believe (still believe)

when i'm not with you i lose my mind

give me a SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN

HIT ME POYET ONE MORE TIME
 






Bevendean Hillbilly

New member
Sep 4, 2006
12,805
Nestling in green nowhere
To the tune of "si si Senorá"

My sister Belinda
She pissed out the winder'
all over Guy Poyets Sombrero
He said "You twat, you pissed on my hat and now I got nothin' to wearo"
Ay ay ay ay
Crystal Palace are Wankers! (shit)

Adaption of an old rugby one I know, but should make Gus smile.
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,429
Location Location
A bit of recycling then.

To Robbie Williams's 'Angels'

I sit and wait
Does Gus Poyet contemplate his fate ?
And does he know, the players at the back
Are a pile of cack ?
Cos I have been told, relegation
Will come with the sack
So when he's sitting in the rain
We're 3-0 down again
And Elphick is to blame
I'm trusting Poyet instead

Cos through it aaaaalll
He'll organise the back four
He’ll give Glenn Murray what for
When he whines for home
And up the League we'll soar
With Whing and Jim McNulty
On overlaps they'll run free
Forsters gonna score
Gus you've convinced me
I'm trusting Poyet instead

When we're getting beat
And Dean Cox runs down a one way street
I look above
And I know we'll always be blessed with Gus
The Uruguayan roars
The team they give him more
Craig Davies goes and scores
I'm trusting Poyet instead

Cos through it aaaaalll
He'll get rid of Navarro
He'll offload Adam Virgo
To the county league
And then in January
He'll buy Diego Forlan
Its all part of his grand plan
To win division three
Gus you've convinced me
I'm trusting Poyet instead...
 


Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
woooooo
whats gus got to do, got to do with it
whats gus, but a second hand emotion
whats gus got to do, got to do with it
who needs a gus when a heart can be broken
 




Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
i wanna dance with gus poyet
i wanna feel the heat with gus poyet
yeaaahhhhh wanna dance with gus poyet
with gus poyet who loves me
 




Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
sunday monday gus poyet
tuesday wednesday gus poyet
thursday friday gus poyet
saturday gus poyet
rocking all week with gus
 






Gerbil

Nsc's most loved
Jul 6, 2003
6,257
Stalking Hayley
Much to the annoyance of my family and neighbours and being rather drunk at the time I was singing something similar to that after we beat Southampton.

Gustavo Poyyyyet
Gustavo Poyyyyet
He comes from Uruguay
He'll make the seagulls fly

That is ach not bad.
 


Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
now, the world don't move to the beat of just one gus,
what might be right for you, may not be right for gus.
a gus is born, he's a gus of means.
then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans

but gus got, different strokes.
it takes, different strokes.
it takes, different strokes to move the gus.

every gus' got a special kind of sory
every gus finds a way to shine,
it don't matter that gus got not alot
so what
gus'll have theirs, and gus'll have yours, and gus'll have mine.
and together we'll be fine....

because it takes, different strokes to move the gus.
yes it gus.
it takes, different strokes to move the gus.
 




Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
7,118
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
To Bachman Turner Overdrive's "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet".

We love you Gus Poyet,
He's BHA,
We love you Gus Poyet,
He's BHA...... ad infinitum.

Oh well, I've tried!
 




Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
you fill up my senses like a night with gus poyet,
like gus poyet in springtime,
like a walk with gus poyet, like gus poyet in the desert,
like a sleepy gus poyet.
you fill up my senses, come fill me again.

come let me love gus, let me give my life to gus,
let me drown in gus' laughter, let me die in gus' arms.
let me lay down beside gus, let me always be with gus
come let me love gus, come love gus again
 


Bluejuice

Lazy as a rug on Valium
Sep 2, 2004
8,270
The free state of Kemp Town
i wanna dance with gus poyet
i wanna feel the heat with gus poyet
yeaaahhhhh wanna dance with gus poyet
with gus poyet who loves me

I WOULD sing that.

It's not ENTIRELY gay but it's gay enough that opposition fans wouldn't be able to take the piss out of us because we've gotten there first.

It also works SO well and I can't think of any time I've EVER heard it at a football match before, not even on the PA
 






Sheebo

Well-known member
Jul 13, 2003
29,319
This thread was aimed at making a song we can actually all sing rather than stupid ideas???

Surely the Gus Poyet Woah, he comes from Uraguay, He's Brighton till he dis is one tat will work...

Agreed we do need a song...
 


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