GoldWithFalmer
Seaweed! Seaweed!
Reading ask permission to speak to Gus. Club think "Reading? Why the hell would he go there? Er, ok." Reading announce that they have been given permission to speak to Gus. Bookies think "Hang on, we don't want to lose any money here. Suspend betting." Hacks think, "betting suspended? There's a story here that is easy to write. Stick it out on the wires. Gus could be off to Reading." Gus thinks, "did I pack that holiday read. Hang on, what's this on the back page of the paper?" NSC goes into meltdown.
seasoned reasoned post,and the ending is true too..