Gus Poyet- a limerick!

[Brightonia]

Our former manager, Gus
Was once a hero to us
but now it's gone wrong
in my heart there's no song
and I'm sad at the chaos and fuss.

Very nice, but depressing but good!

 

[ozzygull]

We employed a manager called Gus
And we thought he was doing a really good job
Then one day his ego got in the way
And he turned out to be a knob.

I will leave now.....

 

[sydney]

arse
grass
soccer, shocker
wrong, mong.

too long.

 

[Munkfish]

There was a young man from china,
Who ate at his local diner
He fell on a rock and slipped on his cock
And now he has a vagina!

You have seriously been taught the wrong version of this as a kid.

clearly its...

There was a young man from china,
'WHO WASNT A VERY GOOD CLIMBER'
He fell on a rock and slipped on his cock
And now he has a vagina!

 

[Brightonia]

You have seriously been taught the wrong version of this as a kid.

clearly its...

There was a young man from china,
'WHO WASNT A VERY GOOD CLIMBER'
He fell on a rock and slipped on his cock
And now he has a vagina!

That makes more sense!! Why was I told he ate at a diner

 

[SeagullSongs]

How about Haiku?

Poyet suspended
Nobody knows what happened
They hate anyway

I really do not
understand Haiku poems
Could you please teach me?

 

[father_and_son]

Charlie is still barred from the ground
From his legal team, not even a sound
Tanno's returned
Gus's bridges seem burned
And we all hope a new manager is found

 

[father_and_son]

Paul Barber said "What's all this racket?
Sacking Poyet will cost us a packet.
The premier league teams
Do not want him, it seems.
So bring on the LMA, I'll attack it!"

 

[Brightonia]

I really do not
understand Haiku poems
Could you please teach me?

Personally i think they are boring!!!

 

[super-seagulls]

We started to play with some flair
But Barber said I just don't care
I've got money to controll
And I'm moving the goal
Because I can't stand your short curly hair

 

[In The Rough]

When Palace found a shit on the floor,
It just fired them up even more,
Then Gus had his feeling,
he'd hit the glass ceiling,
and just couldn't do anymore.

Bloom and Barber no longer pretended,
that the gaffer could still be defended,
so Poyet and Charlie,
and Tano the argie,
were quickly and swiftly suspended.

So Poyet went on his holiday leave,
with the fans in the dark and aggrieved ,
that Gus had more ammunition,
to fuel his ambition,
to manage a big club like THE Leeds.

When he returned the row was igniting,
as the board and the lawyers were writing,
over five hundred pages,
of moaning about wages,
and comments backing Suarez for biting.

But if Poyet gets kicked out the door,
the fans will still know no more,
like why it got fiery,
at the internal enquiry
into who did a shit on the floor.

 

[Titanic]

...

But if Poyet gets kicked out the door,
the fans will still know no more,
like why it got fiery,
at the internal enquiry
into who did a shit on the floor.

Excellent... could have been by Motion!

 

[Titanic]

First the board fell out with Gus
and now what is worrying us
is the alarming way
that the LMA
are kicking up such a fuss.

 

[SeagullSongs]

When Palace found a shit on the floor,
It just fired them up even more,
Then Gus had his feeling,
he'd hit the glass ceiling,
and just couldn't do anymore.

Bloom and Barber no longer pretended,
that the gaffer could still be defended,
so Poyet and Charlie,
and Tano the argie,
were quickly and swiftly suspended.

So Poyet went on his holiday leave,
with the fans in the dark and aggrieved ,
that Gus had more ammunition,
to fuel his ambition,
to manage a big club like THE Leeds.

When he returned the row was igniting,
as the board and the lawyers were writing,
over five hundred pages,
of moaning about wages,
and comments backing Suarez for biting.

But if Poyet gets kicked out the door,
the fans will still know no more,
like why it got fiery,
at the internal enquiry
into who did a shit on the floor.

Liquid poetry

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

I've had enough of this farce
It makes us look lower class
Let's not take the pi55
And move on from this
'cos it's all a pain in the ar5e

 

[Dougie]

Us getting promotion must really grate
All you can throw at us are your gates
With your pre season in tatters
Quoting attendances is all that matters
So the major can sit there and masterbate.

...... Sorry couldn't fit Gus in .

 

[Dougie]

And one from yers ago
There was a young man from cheam
Who invented a wan king machine
At the 99th stroke
The bloody thing broke
And whipped his balls to cream .

..... That's yer lot .

 

[hybrid_x]

When Palace found a shit on the floor,
It just fired them up even more,
Then Gus had his feeling,
he'd hit the glass ceiling,
and just couldn't do anymore.

Bloom and Barber no longer pretended,
that the gaffer could still be defended,
so Poyet and Charlie,
and Tano the argie,
were quickly and swiftly suspended.

So Poyet went on his holiday leave,
with the fans in the dark and aggrieved ,
that Gus had more ammunition,
to fuel his ambition,
to manage a big club like THE Leeds.

When he returned the row was igniting,
as the board and the lawyers were writing,
over five hundred pages,
of moaning about wages,
and comments backing Suarez for biting.

But if Poyet gets kicked out the door,
the fans will still know no more,
like why it got fiery,
at the internal enquiry
into who did a shit on the floor.

very very very good.....take a bow son.

 

[Brightonia]

When Palace found a shit on the floor,
It just fired them up even more,
Then Gus had his feeling,
he'd hit the glass ceiling,
and just couldn't do anymore.

Bloom and Barber no longer pretended,
that the gaffer could still be defended,
so Poyet and Charlie,
and Tano the argie,
were quickly and swiftly suspended.

So Poyet went on his holiday leave,
with the fans in the dark and aggrieved ,
that Gus had more ammunition,
to fuel his ambition,
to manage a big club like THE Leeds.

When he returned the row was igniting,
as the board and the lawyers were writing,
over five hundred pages,
of moaning about wages,
and comments backing Suarez for biting.

But if Poyet gets kicked out the door,
the fans will still know no more,
like why it got fiery,
at the internal enquiry
into who did a shit on the floor.

Epic! Definite winner!

 

[devonsi]

Gus Poyet the Uruguay-an
Kept throwing his dummy from the Pram
He kept window shopping
While his team were points dropping
And now Uncle Tony's
Said scram...