Gus Poyet- a limerick!

[Brightonia]

There was a Uruguayan called Gus,
Who we thought was a geni-us
He was good for a bit,
But now he's a tit
And now we want off his bus!


I'll get my coat...........

 

[SeafordBHA]

Actually quite like it, last line probably needs a bit more work though.

 

[Brightonia]

Actually quite like it, last line probably needs a bit more work though.

Yeah struggled with that, I am open to suggestions!

 

[portlock seagull]

There WAS a young manager called Gus,
The end.

 

[Brightonia]

How about Haiku?

Poyet suspended
Nobody knows what happened
They hate anyway

Well we'll have none of this serious crap on here, thank you vey much! If you don't laugh you'd cry, so this is abit more of a tongue in cheek thread!

 

[Ulloa's Soul Patch]

There once was a guy called Gus,
who put all the fans on his bus.
He wasn't that happy,
so he shat in his nappy.
And now he's got nowhere to go.

 

[SeafordBHA]

There once was a guy called Gus,
who put all the fans on his bus.
He wasn't that happy,
so he shat in his nappy.
And now he's got nowhere to go.

There once was a guy called Gus,
who put all the fans on his bus.
He wasn't that happy,
so he shat in his nappy.
And now he has nobody's trust

??

 

[Skaville]

There was a Uruguayan called Gus,
Who we thought was a geni-us
He was good for a bit,
But now he's a tit
And now we want off his bus!


I'll get my coat...........

You've got your iambic pentameters all wrong there. Let me fix it for you...

We once had a boss named Gus
Who we thought was a right geni-us
He was good for a bit,
But now he's a tit
And now we want off of his bus!

 

[Brightonia]

You've got your iambic pentameters all wrong there. Let me fix it for you...

We once had a boss named Gus
Who we thought was a right geni-us
He was good for a bit,
But now he's a tit
And now we want off of his bus!

Thank you kind sir, I like it!

 

[hitony]

Yeah struggled with that, I am open to suggestions!

The second words "Off"

 

[Skaville]

There was a small chap called Leon
He wanted his name up in neon
So he left for Swansea
Now he's on his settee
Watching Dickenson on his television

 

[Skaville]

There once was a lad named Charlie
A fiery pitbull he be
He shaved off his hair
Then pulled up a chair
With Gus for his disciplinary

 

[Socialist Sid]

There was a guy called Gus
Who thought more of himself than us
When asked to leave
Would you believe
He said,ee's complicated, why the fuss?

 

[Brightonia]

The second words "Off"

No no no that doesn't go at all!

 

[Brightonia]

There was a guy called Gus
Who thought more of himself than us
When asked to leave
Would you believe
He said,ee's complicated, why the fuss?

Brilliant! Top effort!

 

[Man of Harveys]

There was once an exec called Barber
Who caused one almighty palaver
His kangaroo court
Was a manager short
While Gus sunned his buns in Malaga

 

[Brightonia]

There once was a lad named Charlie
A fiery pitbull he be
He shaved off his hair
Then pulled up a chair
With Gus for his disciplinary

Nice one!

See isn't this more fun than speculating?

 

[Brightonia]

There was once an exec called Barber
Who caused one almighty palaver
His kangaroo court
Was a manager short
While Gus sunned his buns in Malaga

These are getting better and better!

 

[salty seagull]

Gus had had enough of all this,
So he tried to give Tony a kiss,
Tony said "Get off! UR-U-GUY AN`,
I don`t blame you for trying,
but I`m sick of you taking the piss."

 

[Brightonia]

Gus had had enough of all this,
So he tried to give Tony a kiss,
Tony said "Get off! UR-U-GUY AN`,
I don`t blame you for trying,
but I`m sick of you taking the piss."

Could do better 5/10