GUESS who I just MET in Tesco's ?

[Ernest]

I was JUST minding MY own BUSINESS in Tescos CHRUCH Road at the CHECKOUT an hour ago when I realised that THE person IN front of ME was none OTHER than the GREAT man HIMSELF Indigo CLADERON.

I was struck DUMB with EXCITEMENT but I managed to ASK him if VINCENTELOT was SINGING next SEASON. He gave me an ENIGMATIC smile pointed at the bottle of HEINZ Ketchup in my TROLLEY and said pregunte a su fuente de , he then HURRIEDLY packed his BAGS and rushed off BEFORE I could ask him if he fancied LUNCH in the Cliftonville (2 meals for £6.49 menu only though) with me.

I think it is SAFE to say that is the most ACCURATE Vincentelot NEWS to be posted on here TODAY.

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Lucky it wasnt Dick Knight

 

[mlg57]

What's he gonna sing??

 

[Surrey_Albion]

DID you NOT have a FRIED BREAKFAST hwen you were there SO you could get it from your SAUCE

 

[Hove Seagull]

I'm sure he actually said "Pregunte a su salsa de"

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

It's TESCO you thick prick! Where the f*** does the 'S' come into it?

 

[Tricky Dicky]

It's TESCO you thick prick! Where the f*** does the 'S' come into it?

In the middle ?

 

[The Large One]

DID you NOT have a FRIED BREAKFAST hwen you were there SO you could get it from your SAUCE

This one...?

 

[Aadam]

Damn, was about to lambaste you for saying Tesco's, then I realised this was a joke. Fun ruined

 

[Triggaaar]

It's TESCO you thick prick! Where the f*** does the 'S' come into it?

Damn, was about to lambaste you for saying Tesco's, then I realised this was a joke. Fun ruined

It can also be Tesco's (ie, a shop belonging to the company Tesco).

 

[severnside gull]

"Pregunte a su fuente" - your best ever! Quality







(it would have been "catsup" rather than "salsa" I think but el Calde is clearly a literate man and understood the power of a pun)

 

[Beach Hut]

Genius

 

[W.C.]

Love it.

 

[Ernest]

I've BEEN thinking I JUST hope CLADY doesn't THINK I'm some sort of WEIRDO accosting him at the CHECKOUT

 

[strings]

I just googled "Pregunte a su fuente", and this thread was the first result!

 

[:J)]

I just googled "Pregunte a su fuente", and this thread was the first result!

I just googled 'Pregunte a su salsa de' - and the thread is only 2nd!

 

[simon swagbag]

Quality story that (although I had to look up the Spanish bit!)

 

[Aadam]

It can also be Tesco's (ie, a shop belonging to the company Tesco).

No. It can never be Tesco's when saying: "I'm going to..." "Guess who I just met in..." "I've just been to..." ~ it's always Tesco. You could, however, say that Tesco's fish is rather nice.

 

[peterward]

Lucky it wasnt Dick Knight

Dick knight would have asked for £6.49 to buy a new player

 

[SeagullSongs]

Fuente?