Guess where this die-hard Albion supporter is today???

[Scotty Mac]

in a new york toilet with boy george?

 

[Scotty Mac]

swimming the black sea?

 

[Scotty Mac]

carrying tony blairs briefcase he brokers peace in the middle east?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

In a queue at Swaffham Town Hall, waiting to sign the book of condolence for Bernard Matthews, one place behind Lynn Faulds-Wood and John Stapleton but just ahead of Timmy Mallett and the cast of Midsomer Murders?

 

[Scotty Mac]

in grantham preapring to partake in a suicide pact with lenny henry, carlos valderama and gary barlow?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

At an exclusive celebrity facelift clinic in Fulham Broadway, sitting in the waiting room with the entire panel of Loose Women?

 

[Scotty Mac]

rotherham civic centre listening to a packed out talk about how to write great comedy given by barry and paul chuckle?

 

[On the Left Wing]

In a queue at Swaffham Town Hall, waiting to sign the book of condolence for Bernard Matthews, one place behind Lynn Faulds-Wood and John Stapleton but just ahead of Timmy Mallett and the cast of Midsomer Murders?

Edna ... do you regularly smoke all the drugs you impound on duty? Your suggestions are brilliant!.................................. but so far wrong!

 

[Scotty Mac]

wolfsburg, germany alongside schteve mcclaren learning how to perfect a german accent in order to avoid having to learn the actual language?

 

[Scotty Mac]

darius vassells holiday home in moldova?

 

[Scotty Mac]

a caravan adorned with george bush merchandise including a cheeky portrait you did yourself with the words "i love george" parked in central baghdad?

 

[On the Left Wing]

a caravan adorned with george bush merchandise including a cheeky portrait you did yourself with the words "i love george" parked in central baghdad?

sorry Scotty .... you've gone cold again ...

 

[Scotty Mac]

attempting to catch ping pong balls that dawn french is firing out of her vagina at a rate of knots?

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Raping children round the back of Tesco in Chipping Sodbury?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Walking on sunshine?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Trafford Athletics Stadium

 

[Kazenga <3]

Waiting in a taxi at Gatwick for Diego Camacho? Stoke-Upon-Trent? Dead in a skip in Praia Da Luz?

 

[Scotty Mac]

clay pigeon shooting with one of brad pitts many adopted african children?

 

[On the Left Wing]

Final clue ... cos I need to leave in 10 mins

 

[Scotty Mac]

hoping to get a cheeky grab of miley cyrus left breast while stalking her in la?