Guess where this die-hard Albion supporter is today???

[Scotty Mac]

rubbing suntan lotion into the back of randy "macho man" savagae as he relaxes on a beach on the cook islands?

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Are you doing a re-enactment of the 1985 Kenilworth Road Riot with The Sealed Knot Society?

 

[Scotty Mac]

locked in josef fritzl's cellar?

 

[Scotty Mac]

eating a chocolate moose while anne widicombe pleasures herself infront of you with a feather duster?

 

[Braders]

at the Blackburn vs Red Shits match?

 

[On the Left Wing]

clue number two: near here

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Eating a boiled egg in the middle of the Gaza Strip with a snorkle up your bum?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

locked in josef fritzl's cellar?

I knew Fritzl would come up somewhere in this thread. Just waiting for Madeleine McCann for the NSC full house

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Chorlton Street, Manchester

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Paintballing in Tenterden with Rolf Harris, Roy Hattersley and the drummer from Def Leppard?

 

[Scotty Mac]

attempting to sell madeleine mccann to a nigerian couple you met on the internet?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Beckenham branch of Costcutters?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Sharing a latte in Starbucks Western Road with Attila and Tony Meola's Loan Spell?

 

[Scotty Mac]

playing water polo with lembit opik?

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Are you fishing for radioactive sticklebacks using a pair of tweezers & a wind chime?

 

[Bob!]

wherever palace are playing today

 

[Scotty Mac]

fox hunting through rural cambridgeshire with alan rickman?

 

[On the Left Wing]

Chorlton Street, Manchester

Hey LB... you are hot!
No not in that way sweetie!

 

[Titanic]

Bluewater?

 

[gullshark]

Are you on the hunt for the famous 'lost FCUM ticket allocation' with Giant Haystacks, Big Daddy and Ray Stubbs somewhere in Wales?