gta 5

[GoingUp]

32 Year 11 boys absent from my daughter's school today. That's good parenting for you.

Of course, I have absolutely no evidence to back that inference up.

 

[Eggmundo]

Is it just me or have they overdone the swearing?

 

[ExmouthExile]

I smoked some weed, and now i'm shooting aliens!! This game has everything!!

 

[Hyperion]

Having a ball but, is it me or are there hardly any random buildings to go into other than a few hairdressers and gun stores?

 

[Puppet Master]

I'm smoking weed and watching the kung-fu cartoon

 

[Muzzatron]

Tesco Direct £33 + free delivery
New customers only with code TDX-DV73 on checkout page.
Just bought this for my son and delivered before fri.

 

[Puppet Master]

Has anyone been to the cinema yet and seen the robot movie? Funny as ****!

 

[BBassic]

I spent most of my time today churning through missions. This weekend I'll be doing some exploring and that will definitely include a trip to the cinema.

 

[John Bumlick]

I'm smoking weed and watching the kung-fu cartoon

Has anyone been to the cinema yet and seen the robot movie? Funny as ****!

you are definitely going to get your money's worth out of this game, aren't you?

 

[forrest]

haven't been to the cinema yet. But been to the strip club several times for a few private dances. You can even touch the dancers! word of warning though if the security goons catch you, you literally get thrown out of the club!

 

[easynow]

After eating a few grams of mushrooms, I spent literally 5 straight hours just cruising around the map in driver view mode lol. Absolutely love the new driving dynamics and the open spaces that GTA IV lacked. Liberty city felt a little too claustrophobic for my liking.

 

[Billy the Fish]

This is epic!!

Spent quite a bit of time just exploring once I'd done a few missions. It is absolutely huge. Did a few hookers and managed to go home with one of the strippers, if you get her like level to the top without getting thrown out you go back to her place

 

[desprateseagull]

If really need of a nerd fix, Tesco garage in Dyke Road HoveActually had some left.. no idea on price.

 

[Eksman]

I think I might quit real life and live in gta life where I can do what the hell I like. It's got me swearing a lot now tho

 

[dannyboy]

Is anyone having problems downloading it off psn? It was at 50% last night so thought it would be ready this morning . Checked it and it's at 4%

 

[shaolinpunk]

I played it for four hours last night and must've done five or six story missions at most. Spent the rest of the time wandering around the city, going to a strip club (and seducing the dancer, going home with her and now I get texts from her quite often - she's a bit clingy), riding the rollercoaster on the pier, punching strangers then trying to hide from the police and flying the blimp.

The city looks fantastic from the sky although, if you do have the blimp, don't do what I did and jump out assuming it had a parachute in it... Michael fell to a gruesome death by his front door

 

[GoingUp]

I downloaded the iFruit app on my Iphone, and its wont letme sign in, saying server problems or something, anyone else had that problem?

 

[Gazwag]

BBC reporting that someone was stabbed, attacked with a brick and robbed in North London after buying GTA 5 in ASDA last night - of course some idiots will blame it on the game.....
Oh and still no sign, never buying a game online again - this is a joke now. Yodel have said it might not be here for another 5 hours yet !!

Hopefully not, as it pretty much means i wont be playing it at all today......left Gatwick 9 hours ago and still no sign of it.

Going to be a big complaint being sent to them tomorrow.

Its here !!!!

Delivery driver didnt like it when i said that id be making a complaint about how long it took.

This thread is comedy gold with the Star of Irony being Hawktheseagull

 

[Bedsex]

I'm having problems connecting to the iFruit app too.

I went hiking in the mountains yesterday night and got eaten by a mountain lion / cougar!

 

[BBassic]

This thread is comedy gold with the Star of Irony being Hawktheseagull

Is your understanding of irony on par with that of Alanis Morrisette?