Grrr - Ouch - Grrrr

[Trotster]

Great, stubbed my big toe list night and now it is purple and part of the nails fallen off.

I cant walk on it and i cant even wear shoes - how the **** am i gonna get around swindon (assuming i get a ticket)

 

[Trigger]

That's what i said when you BIT me.

 

[Lolly]

Ouch poor you!!!

Get a big strapping lad to carry you around on Sunday if you still can't get your shoes on!!

 

[Superphil]

Just don't sing!!!!!

 

[Brighton Breezy]

I broke my toe the other day. Just soldier on through it.

 

[fatboy]

I broke my toe the other day. Just soldier on through it.

I am surprised you didn't ask NSC how to mend broken toes!

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Ouch poor you!!!

Get a big strap-on to carry around on Sunday if you still can't get your shoes on!!

I'm not sure how that will help her walking....

 

[Lush]

I'm not sure how that will help her walking....

Maybe for balance?

 

[Everest]

She hasn't got any balance when she comes out the pub. So what's the difference?

 

[Trotster]

Grrrr - Just fell over cause of my toe, and twisted my left ankle - now i have 2 useless feet


AND, i got a fcuking parking ticket this morning because of some Jobswork ****. Apparently My wheels were 10 inches over a yellow line, according to the council, if i had double parked, there by blocking all emergency access and causing mayhem and danger to all - i would not have received a ticket!!! Its fcuking crazy

 

[Everest]

Go back to bed. At least that way you won't do any more harm.

Unless you fall out.

 

[FamilyGuy]

Great, stubbed my big toe list night and now it is purple and part of the nails fallen off.

I cant walk on it and i cant even wear shoes - how the fcuk am i gonna get around swindon (assuming i get a ticket)

One fine day in 1983 I went to Wembley (and stood up). The next day I went into hospital and had an op on my knee, I came out 2 days later all bandaged up and went to Wembley again - in spite of Doctors orders (this time I had a seat tho')

You'll manage!!

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Take no notice of those Rude Boyes, Trotster!
I've found you a nice strapping lad to carry you round Swindon....and you've already been introduced!

(more to come, btw. I've been in Wales (and I know I have) without internet access for the last 2 days)

 

[Trotster]

oops - i forgot about that police man!!!

He was a sussex copper though!

 

[berkshire seagull]

Pigs on here now whatever next

 

[Spicy]

Sorry to hear about your accidents, Trotster. Maybe best to stay in bed tomorrow?

 

[Braders]

unlucky trotster

manage to split my toe (big) one open yesterday afternoon myself.