Greatest song lyrics EVER.beat this if you can

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Well that's a coincidence, this randomly came on whilst driving down to Lewes for the game Friday. It's the first time i've heard it and I thought it was very eloquent and powerful stuff.

I can't recall whether they are one track on the album, but there are two parts, the first is simply the words spoken, and the second is to musical accompaniment, with the chorus excoriating. Did you get the whole thing?

 

[HyperTony]

I can't recall whether they are one track on the album, but there are two parts, the first is simply the words spoken, and the second is to musical accompaniment, with the chorus excoriating. Did you get the whole thing?

It was the words spoken part that played so must be part 1

 

[Charlie Livesey]

Keith Muldoon, said he was dead,
Murdered by a giraffe,
Christine Payne said, no he`s alive,
He lives in Haverfordwest.

 

[AstroSloth]

Plenty from Sleep Token for me

Alkaline:

Ooh, let's talk about chemistry
'Cause I'm dying to melt through
To the heart of her molecules
'Til the particles part like holy water
If anything, she's an undiscovered element
Either born in hell or heaven-sent
But either way I'm into it

Blood Sport:

I made loving you a blood sport I can't win
So let's play

And somewhere
Somewhere the atoms stopped fusing
I'm still your favourite regret
You're still my weapon of choosing
And out there stuck in a quantum pattern
Tangled with what I never said
You say it doesn't matter

 

[ManOfSussex]

London girls are the best in the world there ain't no doubt about it.
If you don't find a girl from London town you're better off doing without it.
They don't create when you come home late and you're crawling up the passage floor.
And they won't muck about when you've gone out with the geezer from the house next door.

 

[alanfp]

She was sharing her spin dry with a guy in a tie-dye
When she saw my reflection in the chrome
I knew that she'd seen me 'cause she dropped her bikini
The one that I got her, in Rome.

When she finished her laundry
she was all in a quandary
And made for the street like a hare.
Her escape was so urgent
she forgot her detergent
And dropped all her clean underwear.

Not as deep as some of the other suggestions, but it makes me smile every time I hear it

Little Does She Know by the Kursaal Flyers.

 

[zefarelly]

I don't give a damn I don't f***ing care
I'm gonna kill me mum and then pull out me hair
I'm fed up with the dole and the human race
Gonna cut me liver out and shove it in your face

Kill! Kill!

I don't like animals or lifting heavy weights
Gonna shoot me fingers off and carve up all me mates
Gonna steal a motor car and smash it all to pieces
Gonna cut me liver out and pin it on your braces

Kill! Kill!

I'm not pathetic, I'm lazy and rude
I'm boring and I'm stupid and I'm vicious and crude
I get thrown out of pubs and stuff for pissing on the floor
Gonna cut me liver out and nail it on your door

 

[The Clamp]

You're like a dose of scabies
I've got you under my skin
You make life a fairy tale
Grimm