Greatest NSC thread

[Mendoza]

I had forgotten about this MASTERPIECE
Clocks Go Forward Tonight... - North Stand Chat

 

[Trigger]

What, this puppy?

Oh yes, that's the one, it's even funnier second time around, the hole just kept getting bigger...

 

[Buzzer]

No, Brett. You were right the first time. I've just re-read the Zinger threads and nearly wet myself at this piece by Kev

I will never ever touch a woman, I'm not that f***ing sick.

 

[Buzzer]

Then again, the infamous Nibble flounce about Bangkok was quite funny

https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?t=119588&highlight=bangkok

FFS. Ive had enough of you f***ing no-life cocknoshers. Spielberg, Bars, Simster BYF and all the other bullying, pedantic, little shits can go f*** yourselves. Absaloute bunch of f***ing losers. Nothing better to do that skulk around on here all day insulting people and generally winding people up.

There are some genuinely nice people on this forum and I have enjoyed some good debate but people like Bars just make it all a bit depressing. Thank you and f*** you.

There's flounces, there's M&S flounces and then there was the Nibble flounce.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Then again, the infamous Nibble flounce about Bangkok was quite funny

https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?t=119588&highlight=bangkok



There's flounces, there's M&S flounces and then there was the Nibble flounce.

Mmh, an absolute beauty - the very pinnacle of the art form.

 

[Blackadder]

https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?t=34022
Kev's visit to Nimbyland did it for me!

 

[Chicken Run]

This little binfest started almost straight away!

Large Firework display last night? - North Stand Chat

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kylies Stunt Arse
Nibble getting a girl to speak to him for more than 15 seconds?

What the f*** do you know about me? Uhhm.. Nothing. So your insults really mean nothing. No more than If I called your mum a cow ****ed whore or your missus a cocksucking slag. It means nothing 'cos I don't know you ar your mum or your missus (do you have girlfriend or do you like to get f***ed by men?)
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[Garage_Doors]

To a relative newbie like myself this is an absolute gem of a thread, it going to keep me going for days reading through this lot

 

[Common as Mook]

Oh yes, that's the one, it's even funnier second time around, the hole just kept getting bigger...

Agreed.

This bit did it for me.......

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Originally posted by Lokki 7
f***ing hell, it's like being on cub camp all over again.
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Reply courtesy of Man Of Harveys.......

Why? Is looney wandering around with an erection?

 

[Uncle Buck]

The one where London Irish challenged a moderator to ban him, so they did, was rather special and has made this a better place.

 

[Titanic]

What a pity this gem didn't take off...

If your bottom half was HEN would you do POO EGGS?? - North Stand Chat

 

[Timbo]

I had forgotten about this MASTERPIECE
Clocks Go Forward Tonight... - North Stand Chat

Thats funny!

Is it fair to say that any thread that gets past 3 pages has turned into a row? Usually one that has nothing to do with the original subject?

 

[Simster]

Quality, but not long enough:

Joke Du Jour - North Stand Chat

 

[strings]

What about the thread(s) full of beautiful ladies?

 

[Braders]

either Family Fortunes or Kev & the dartboard

 

[Stat Brother]

Hiney Art is a treat for all the family.
Non NSC wifey could often be found looking at that.
Which bearing in mind she thinks we are all a bunch of to$$ers, with no life, that is saying something.

As for my own entry to the hallowed chamber, that is gold:-
Desert Orchid has died - North Stand Chat

It was merely 1 statement of fact 10 words long.
It was NSC that it turned into a 9 page, 168 post, total flouncing binfest.
In what can only be described as 'the purest form of NSC'.

 

[Caveman]

I know I started it, but this thread always makes me giggle....

How do you stop a cat shatting in your garden? - North Stand Chat

 

[Man of Harveys]

As for my own entry to the hallowed chamber, that is gold:-
Desert Orchid has died - North Stand Chat

It was merely 1 statement of fact 10 words long.
It was NSC that it turned into a 9 page, 168 post, total flouncing binfest.
In what can only be described as 'the purest form of NSC'.

Exactly, that would get my vote every time. It had Garry Grover getting very angry, London Irish being very patronising and actually made me rather miss still being able to laugh at the latter (we can still laugh at...sorry WITH, the former).

 

[Storer68]

This is the greatesT thread on NSC EVER. Thread closed. just in case you think times are bad now, this will put it all into a rosy perspecttive

Half Time At Hereford
https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?t=160

 

[Simster]

Exactly, that would get my vote every time. It had Garry Grover getting very angry, London Irish being very patronising and actually made me rather miss still being able to laugh at the latter (we can still laugh at...sorry WITH, the former).

And from that thread:

Good post, but you are fighting a losing battle against a postmodernist influenced culture that trivialises every higher feeling and emotion.