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Great scientific breakthroughs we are still waiting for
- Thread starter Bozza
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Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
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bigbadbonkingbob said:
Yes. Yes it is. Welcome bigbadbonkingbob
Pevenseagull
meh
- Jul 20, 2003
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subliminal messages on Jack Johnson LPs that make people that regularly listen to that crap do the decent thing and top themselves
Herne Hill Seagull
Well-known member
A place to place 'beaming' device like in Star Trek. Just get in it like a phone box, dial where you're going and pop up instantly at the other end. An immediate end to pollution (from traffic and planes), no congestion, longer in bed and you'd get the half of your life back which you lost to commuting.
It's starting to piss me off that our so-called scientists can't come up with something so obviously useful. Lazy bastards.
It's starting to piss me off that our so-called scientists can't come up with something so obviously useful. Lazy bastards.
British Bulldog
The great escape
- Feb 6, 2006
- 10,974
A pill that sober's you up, eliminates all traces of Alcohol & kills a hangover in minute's.
No more drink driver's and no more expensive taxi rides home from the pub.
No more drink driver's and no more expensive taxi rides home from the pub.
Trufflehound
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BarrelofFun said:
A pair of disembodied feet jumping excitedly up and down might still give you away though...
Barrel of Fun
Abort, retry, fail
Trufflehound said:
Damn! Back to the drawing board.
BarrelofFun said:
and what happens when you sneeze - best cover that angle too!
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
tedebear said:and what happens when you sneeze - best cover that angle too!
Sneeze?
Trufflehound said:Sneeze?
Air escaping you nostrils at 60pmh with a rather loud whoosing and booming noise? If you're invisible - it might sort of alert someone that you're in the room?
or is it simply you don't know what a sneeze is?
Barrel of Fun
Abort, retry, fail
I think the heavy breathing might be a problem. 
BarrelofFun said:
So BoF - we have ascertained your scientific breakthrough should be an invisible diving suit with sound proofing?
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
tedebear said:Air escaping you nostrils at 60pmh with a rather loud whoosing and booming noise? If you're invisible - it might sort of alert someone that you're in the room?
or is it simply you don't know what a sneeze is?
It's just that the last time I read about an invisible man perving in the Girls Aloud dressing room, what came out at 60 mph and gave the game away wasn't described as a "sneeze"...
Man of Harveys
Well-known member
Trufflehound said:
I too tried the old "it was a sneeze!" excuse after watching the women's volleyball on Eurosport but it wasn't washing...
Trufflehound said:
Jeez don't burst BoF's balloon - you mean someones already invented an invisible suit? (with on board kleenex)
MikeySmall
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Albion Rob said:Cure for diabetes.
Ill second that
Curious Orange
Punxsatawney Phil
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Le Premier Cru
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I thought you were usng it as a euphemism.tedebear said:Air escaping you nostrils at 60pmh with a rather loud whoosing and booming noise? If you're invisible - it might sort of alert someone that you're in the room?
or is it simply you don't know what a sneeze is?
British Bulldog
The great escape
- Feb 6, 2006
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Grendel said:
Retractable Testicles! Store safely when not using.