Great result for Palace

[Super Neils Sash Army]

Coming soon, to a dirtbag theatre near you Neils Slash.

QPR pitch got just a bit mucky
made you feel like really lucky
Selhurst don't sell those old ropes
they put their slime on the slopes

A bit of a rest to twiddle the thumb
A nice night off for the palace scum
Now they've got some time to kill
after Scunny spanked those twats 4-nil

Here's a poem for ya....
You'll forever rot in League One,
Whilst you take it up the dirt box.
Hey! that doesn't rhyme.
Hey ho.

 

[champion7]

Here's a poem for ya....
You'll forever rot in League One,
Whilst you take it up the dirt box.
Hey! that doesn't rhyme.
Hey ho.

The problem with you pikeys is you see a bit of water and you straight assume your getting a wash, we ought to rename you Steptoe.

 

[Super Neils Sash Army]

Actually sHitler,that wasn't a bad poem.
I dunno though,a man writing poetry to another man.....well,it just seems a bit gay to me!

 

[NMH]

The gap is growing smaller in your mind...not reality.
We're having a blip and it's all you dizzy weeds have got to hold onto!
Remember,your only reason you get any media coverage is for hating us.
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the new stadium yet!
Remember this...put lipstick on a pig and it's still a pig!

A BLIP!!

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAAA!!

Listen to it, "having a blip"
Is that morse code for being shit?
when you've read this little song
f*** off, do one, palace mong
back to your pitty and caravan
or Streatham High St to find a man
Let's call this 'the Palace Rap'
for a football team that's really crap
Now I've got the taste for rhymin'
You'll take it (like your sister's hymen)

 

[Super Neils Sash Army]

The problem with you pikeys is you see a bit of water and you straight assume your getting a wash, we ought to rename you Steptoe.

Bravo!
Another excellent,witty,well thought out quip.
I'm talking about mine btw Chump....ion.
When are you going to post an excellent,witty and well thought out quip then?

 

[NMH]

Actually sHitler,that wasn't a bad poem.
I dunno though,a man writing poetry to another man.....well,it just seems a bit gay to me!

really!
...and with a nice gay apostrophe!!

 

[Super Neils Sash Army]

A BLIP!!

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAAA!!

Listen to it, "having a blip"
Is that morse code for being shit?
when you've read this little song
f*** off, do one, palace mong
back to your pitty and caravan
or Streatham High St to find a man
Let's call this 'the Palace Rap'
for a football team that's really crap
Now I've got the taste for rhymin'
You'll take it (like your sister's hymen)

I'd like to refer you to my earlier post.....

Actually sHitler,that wasn't a bad poem.
I dunno though,a man writing poetry to another man.....well,it just seems a bit gay to me!
And still you send them to me.
You fancy me,don't you?
__________________

 

[Super Neils Sash Army]

really!
...and with a nice gay apostrophe!!

Not one of your best efforts.
That doesn't rhyme at all!!!!!!
oh and one more for luck.......!

 

[champion7]

Is this your caravan parked outside smellhurst.

 

[NMH]

I'd like to refer you to my earlier post.....

Actually sHitler,that wasn't a bad poem.
I dunno though,a man writing poetry to another man.....well,it just seems a bit gay to me!
And still you send them to me.
You fancy me,don't you?
__________________

Nice of you to stop and say 'thank-yer'
but sorry to dash your hopes
there's no doubt your a little wanker
that never uses soaps

So dream about some other thing
than getting your arse reamed
you'll have to sell off your sore ring
go to Selhurst and get 'teamed'

:mexican:

 

[Super Neils Sash Army]

Is this your caravan parked outside smellhurst.

At least gay old sHitler has some imaginative retorts.
In the evolutionary scale,you don't make ameoba.
Come back to me when you've got a brain,some of kind of wit and originality!
No time soon then.

 

[Super Neils Sash Army]

Nice of you to stop and say 'thank-yer'
but sorry to dash your hopes
there's no doubt your a little wanker
that never uses soaps

So dream about some other thing
than getting your arse reamed
you'll have to sell off your sore ring
go to Selhurst and get 'teamed'

:mexican:

I was right!
You do fancy me,don't you?

 

[champion7]

Come back to me when you've got a brain,some of kind of wit and originality!

This from the bloke who only posts to quotes,get alife steptoe.

 

[NMH]

I was right!
You do fancy me,don't you?

From what I've seen of how you write
you might just be dyslexic
and though you produce some real shite
seems your arse is not the exit

but fancy you? you got a nerve
and it may be up your bum
but laydees I'd much rather serve
so that also rules out your mum

 

[Super Neils Sash Army]

From what I've seen of how you write
you might just be dyslexic
and though you produce some real shite
seems your arse is not the exit

but fancy you? you got a nerve
and it may be up your bum
but laydees I'd much rather serve
so that also rules out your mum

Oh sHitler dear,you little queer,
You really seem quite seedy.
The way you write this poetry,
Makes you look like a paedy!

 

[NMH]

Oh sHitler dear,you little queer,
You really seem quite seedy.
The way you write this poetry,
Makes you look like a paedy!

Your mum begged for 'Sir Lancelot'
but I had to convince her
I won't visit her caravan plot,
and her son's a filthy mincer

Now run along you little berk
find another man's attention
your unknown dad should have had a jerk
or worn some birth prevention

 

[Tooting Gull]

There must be a market for a 'Rude Poet' out there. NMH, this is great stuff, you're making 'mincer-meat' out of this loser. Now I'll let Sash Army get back to his little courtship ritual...

 

[Super Neils Sash Army]

Your mum begged for 'Sir Lancelot'
but I had to convince her
I won't visit her caravan plot,
and her son's a filthy mincer

Now run along you little berk
find another man's attention
your unknown dad should have had a jerk
or worn some birth prevention

I've just seen your profile.
You're in your 50's FFS!!!!
I'm not picking on an OAP anymore.
You should be ashamed of yourself sHitler!
At your age too.
You obviously use this site to cruise.
*in a Harold Steptoe voice*
You dirty old man!

 

[clapham_gull]

Their game at QPR is off due to rain. Best they could have hoped for.

I'm not surprised, I was round the corner tonight from their ground and it was absolutely tipping down in West London.

Torrential doesn't really describe it.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Let's hope Briatore and Ecclestone rushed back especially from Monza...

Mind you, at least they would put Tango-boy in his place in the boardroom.