Great opening lines from DEBUT singles

[Pogue Mahone]

Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim.
Thou shalt not worship pop idols or worship lost prophets.
Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Decker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barrett in vain.
Thou shalt not think any male over the age of thirty that plays with a child that is not their own is a paedophile,
Some people are just nice.

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

I've been going out with a girl
Her name is Julie
But last night she said to me
When we were watching telly

I'm glad you like it too, I told someone how sad I was to hear of the recent death of Jihadi John and he just called me a **** an walked off.

 

[Tarpon]

"Jesus f**king Christ, oh God no!"[VIDEO]

(name the song - and yes, it was a debut )

BSP 'fear...'

 

[happypig]

I saw you standing on the corner, you looked so big and fine.
I really wanted to go out with you, so when you smiled,
I laid my heart on the line

 

[R. Slicker]

When I look up to the Sky, I see your eyes, a funny kind of yellow.

 

[Stato]

When I was a young boy,
My mama said to me,
There's only one girl in the world for you,
And she probably lives in Tahiti

 

[Seagull58]

I am an antichrist
I am an anarchist.

As best as it can be.
First line of the first single, very powerful entrance to the music scene.

I prefer the second single: -
God save the queen
The fascist regime
They made you a moron
Potential H-bomb

 

[albionant]

Well, I'm running down the road
tryin' to loosen my load
I've got seven women on
my mind,
Four that wanna own me,
Two that wanna stone me,
One says she's a friend of mine

 

[albionant]

In the city there's a thousand things I want to say to you
But whenever I approach you, you make me look a fool

 

[alfredmizen]

I've come across the desert
To greet you with a smile
My camel looks so tired
It's hardly worth my while

To tell you of my travels across the golden east...........



******* ! I really was going to do that one

 

[alfredmizen]

Show show show show, show show show show
Show show show show, show show show
Showin' out, showin' out
Showin' out, showin' out
Showin' out, showin' out

 

[Stato]

Formed a band
We formed a band
Look at us
We formed a band

 

[El Presidente]

I appreciate that Spiral Scratch came out beforehand, but that was an EP and featured Devoto.

You disturb my natural emotions
You make me feel I'm dirt
And I'm hurt

 

[tommyseagull]

Arrre yoou reaadyyy!? - Korn blind

 

[Icy Gull]

I got mixed up confusion
Man, it’s a-killing me
Well, there’s too many people
And they’re all too hard to please

Bob Dylan

 

[El Presidente]

Formed a band
We formed a band
Look at us
We formed a band

Did you see Eddie on his recent spoken word tour?

I remember seeing Art Brut shortly before my son did his GCSE's. After the gig Eddie and Jasper sat down with him and told him to do his exams.......and then form a band.

 

[Tarpon]

You never listened to a word that I said
You only seen me from the clothes that I wear

Hello
(Hello)
Hello
(Hello, hello)
Hello
Ha, ha, ha, ha

 

[Tarpon]

Caught by the fuzz,
Well I was, still on a buzz,
In the back of the van,
With my head in my hands,
Just like a bad dream,
I was, only fifteen,

 

[Stato]

Did you see Eddie on his recent spoken word tour?

I remember seeing Art Brut shortly before my son did his GCSE's. After the gig Eddie and Jasper sat down with him and told him to do his exams.......and then form a band.

Sadly not, but I'm glad to hear Eddie is still so evangelical. I saw Art Brut a couple of times in Brighton. The first time he told us all in the crowd to form a band and, returning a few months later, he asked where all the bands were and berated the audience for not listening to him the first time.

 

[Trufflehound]

I appreciate that Spiral Scratch came out beforehand, but that was an EP and featured Devoto.

You disturb my natural emotions
You make me feel I'm dirt
And I'm hurt

Wasn't even one of the first five post-Devoto singles I'm afraid. The answer you were looking for is:

Well you tried it just for once found it all right for kicks
But now you found out that it's a habit that sticks
And you're an orgasm addict
You're an orgasm addict