Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
To pass a BORING afternoon I go out with my PAL Barry in his REPLICA cop car and it is GRATE fun to pull over a STUPID motorist and pretend there is something wrong. We tell them to WEIGHT there till we come back and we never do, the FUNNIEST was one earlier in a VAN and we drove back 30 minutes later and the IDIOT was still there.
I was going to go back and PRETEND to nick him for being on his MOBILE and make him pay an on the spot 'FINE' but in the end I felt sorry for someone being that stupid so I took my HELMET off and went home and had my TEA.
If you see an IDIOT parked up at the side of the road in a van do me a FAVOUR and tell him it was a JOKE.
I was going to go back and PRETEND to nick him for being on his MOBILE and make him pay an on the spot 'FINE' but in the end I felt sorry for someone being that stupid so I took my HELMET off and went home and had my TEA.
If you see an IDIOT parked up at the side of the road in a van do me a FAVOUR and tell him it was a JOKE.
