[Football] Grealish

[Easy 10]

From that S*n article:

A neighbour said: “The party had been going on all night. It was unbearable. The noise had only stopped a short while when, just after 8am, there were a series of almighty collisions which reverberated through the flats. Outside, Jack Grealish was stood next to his car rowing with a security guard. It was strange to see an England ace looking so unkempt and dishevelled".

Because of course we all speak like that. If you're going to make up fictional quotes, at least try to make them vaguely believable FFS.

Not to mention the "England ace" has....0 caps"

 

[swindonseagull]

Now he tries to apologise on twitter


“I’m deeply embarrassed about what happened this weekend. I got a call off a friend to go round to his house and I stupidly agreed. I hope everyone can accept my apology.

https://twitter.com/JackGrealish/status/1244658828932767744

[tweet]1244658828932767744[/tweet]..........Did that work?

no idea how to post a tweet.....someone help

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Now he tries to apologise on twitter


“I’m deeply embarrassed about what happened this weekend. I got a call off a friend to go round to his house and I stupidly agreed. I hope everyone can accept my apology.

https://twitter.com/JackGrealish/status/1244658828932767744

no idea how to post a tweet.....someone help

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[hans kraay fan club]

[tweet]1244658828932767744[/tweet]

 

[pb21]

Now he tries to apologise on twitter


“I’m deeply embarrassed about what happened this weekend. I got a call off a friend to go round to his house and I stupidly agreed. I hope everyone can accept my apology.

https://twitter.com/JackGrealish/status/1244658828932767744

no idea how to post a tweet.....someone help

...hopefully, in the near future, we can be out enjoying ourselves, once this has all boiled over.

 

[swindonseagull]

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Thanks teacher

 

[Easy 10]

Great player, but what a catastrophic weapons-grade nobber.

 

[swindonseagull]

Villa statement

https://www.avfc.co.uk/News/2020/03/30/club-statement-jack-grealish

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Oh so you read the Times too!!

Busted!
But I thought I would share it.
Not The Times though, I had a look at The Villa forum to see what they thought about it and it was on there.

 

[dazzer6666]

Villa statement

https://www.avfc.co.uk/News/2020/03/30/club-statement-jack-grealish

Fined by the club....whoopee ****ing do. End up with the max two week wages loss like every other errant pro who goes on the piss.

Lawyers have probably already been all over it and decreed :
Won't get done for drink driving as left before he could be tested
Won't get done for fleeing the scene because he left details with someone
Won't get done for breaking Covid laws - even if he does it'll be a £60 ticket
Villa won't sack him because he's worth so much to them

'Jacko mate, issue a humble apology and we'll take a bit of wages of you and lob it to the NHS, and it'll all blow over, good lad'.

Shameful if that's as far as it goes - but we all know it will.

 

[studio150]

So, sorry about going to see his mate, but zero comment on the alleged vehicle bashing.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

To be honest I am surprised he's not getting more abuse

Drink/drug driving and leaving the scene are bad in normal times

But what he's done here (assuming story is true) is to make the assumption that the rules don't apply to him, because he is rich and famous and wants to go to a party. Rules that that vast majority of us are sticking to, often at very significant personal cost. Rules designed to save lives and to keep the entire health system from gettig overwhelmed, with catastrophic consequences. Rules designed to protect our front line health staff, who are paid a fraction of him, but are worth so so much more.

For me this should be the equivalent of having a c*ck tattooed onto his forehead for the rest of his life. It should be the end of his career and the end of any respect given to him, at least for a very long time.

This.

 

[Papa Lazarou]

So, sorry about going to see his mate, but zero comment on the alleged vehicle bashing.

Sounds like the lawyers have told them to stick to what's defendable.

 

[LlcoolJ]

Fined by the club....whoopee ****ing do. End up with the max two week wages loss like every other errant pro who goes on the piss.

Lawyers have probably already been all over it and decreed :
Won't get done for drink driving as left before he could be tested
Won't get done for fleeing the scene because he left details with someone
Won't get done for breaking Covid laws - even if he does it'll be a £60 ticket
Villa won't sack him because he's worth so much to them

'Jacko mate, issue a humble apology and we'll take a bit of wages of you and lob it to the NHS, and it'll all blow over, good lad'.

Shameful if that's as far as it goes - but we all know it will.

Probably right. What a grade A bell.

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

Not a peep of this story on the BBC website. Very strange considering.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

From that S*n article:

A neighbour said: “The party had been going on all night. It was unbearable. The noise had only stopped a short while when, just after 8am, there were a series of almighty collisions which reverberated through the flats. Outside, Jack Grealish was stood next to his car rowing with a security guard. It was strange to see an England ace looking so unkempt and dishevelled".

Because of course we all speak like that. If you're going to make up fictional quotes, at least try to make them vaguely believable FFS.

Not to mention the "England ace" has....0 caps"

You should have seen the original draft before it was doctored to appear more credible: it doubtless said 'Grealish, star of the Aston outfit'

 

[spence]

Villa won't sack him. Football is all about money, and he's their star player and biggest playing asset.

Humble apologies from the knobhead, Villa seen to be disgusted with him and fine/ban, then let todays news be tomorrows chip paper and it'll all blow over.

If it had been a shit player on a long contract you know he would be straight out of the door. Grealish is a massive asset

 

[aftershavedave]

Not a peep of this story on the BBC website. Very strange considering.

I thought the same, odd eh?

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

If it had been a shit player on a long contract you know he would be straight out of the door. Grealish is a massive asshole

Corrected for you.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I know if a god-awful Scottish striker 10 years my senior called me to rush to his millionaire penthouse for a lengthy drinking session followed by a perilous drive home i'd add an extra layer of grease to my foul barnet and be there in a flash.