[Albion] Graham Potter’s ..

[redoubtable seagull]

Inspired by our legendary OP.

His name is Graham Potter
He wears a plastic hat
When Chelsea flashed her knickers
He said I’ll have some of that
A million here, a million there
And he was off just like a shot
But when it goes tits up next year
We’ll laugh and say so what

Tony Bloom’s blue and white army

 

[Normal Rob]

Potter is a w-----
That c--- I will not miss
And if I saw him in the pub
I'd fill his pint with piss.

 

[Hugo Rune]

Graham Potter’s lovely,
He has a lovely beard,
But now that he has left us,
We’re feeling kind of weird.

Taking Chelsea’s millions,
They’ll turn he’ll be afraid,
Knutsen beats him in 7 weeks,
He’ll know he should have stayed.

 

[FloatLeft]

He was with us. Then he went.
His management team is up for rent
Potter, Potter

(Needs work)

 

[Swansman]

Graham is my favorite whore
He made all our arses very sore
All the rage is really love
because if he was all that bad you wouldnt give a föck

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

Potter is a w-----
That c--- I will not miss
And if I saw him in the pub
I'd fill his pint with piss.

Absolutely hysterical…… nearly spat out my tea…..

 

[Kosh]

Was an early morning yesterday
I was up before the dawn
And I really have enjoyed my stay
But I must be moving on
Like a king without a castle, like a queen without a throne
I'm an early morning lover, and I must be moving on...

Now I believe in what you say
Is the undisputed truth
But I have to have things my own way
To keep me in my youth
Like a ship without an anchor, like a slave without a chain
Just the thought of that sweet Chelsea sends a shiver through my veins
And I will go on shining, shining like brand new
I'll never look behind me, my troubles will be few...

Goodbye strangers, it's been nice
Hope you'll find your paradise
Tried to see your point of view
Hope your dreams will all come true
Goodbye, Tony, goodbye, Paul
Will we ever meet again?
Feel no sorrow, feel no shame
Come tomorrow, feel no pain
Sweet devotion (Goodbye, Tony), it's not for me (Goodbye, Paul)
Just give me motion (Will we ever) and set me free (Meet again?)
And land and the ocean (Feel no sorrow), far away (Feel no shame)
The life I've chosen (Come tomorrow), every day (Feel no pain)
So goodbye, Tony (Goodbye, Paul), goodbye, Tony (Goodbye, Paul)
Will we ever (Will we ever) meet again? (Meet again?)

Now, some they do and some they don't
And some you just can't tell
And some they will and some they won't
With some it's just as well
You can laugh at my behaviour, that'll never bother me
Say, the devil is my saviour, but I don't pay no heed
And I will go on shining, shining like brand new
I'll never look behind me, my troubles will be few

Goodbye Albion, it's been nice
Hope you find your paradise
Tried to see your point of view
Hope your dreams will all come true
Goodbye, Swansman, goodbye, Meades Ball
Will we ever meet again?
Feel no sorrow, feel no shame
Come tomorrow, feel no pain
Sweet devotion (Goodbye, Tony), it's not for me (Goodbye, Paul)
Just give me motion (Will we ever) and set me free (Meet again?)
And land and the ocean (Feel no sorrow), far away (Feel no shame)
The life I've chosen (Come tomorrow), every day (Feel no pain)
And now I'm leaving (Goodbye, Brighton), got to go (Goodbye, Crofty)
Hit the road (Will we ever), I say it once again (Meet again?)
Oh yes, I'm leaving (Feel no sorrow), got to go (Feel no shame)
Got to go (Come tomorrow), I'm sorry I must tell you (Feel no pain)

Will we ever (Will we ever) meet again? (Meet again?)

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

His name is Graham Potter
He took off like flash
The yanks were standing waiting
With buckets full of cash
He even took our Bruno
We never thought he'd go
amazing what the yanks can do
With buckets full of dough.

 

[A1X]

Graham Potter is a ****
Is a ****
Is a ****
Graham Potter is a ****
Let’s all boo him

BOOOOO!

 

[jonny.rainbow]

I think too much effort has gone into these.

A nice rendition of ‘One greedy *******! There’s only one greedy *******!’ On the 29th October will do.

 

[dazzer6666]

….a greedy *******

 

[oldboyroy]

I think too much effort has gone into these.

A nice rendition of ‘One greedy *******! There’s only one greedy *******!’ On the 29th October will do.

Or 6 greedy *******s!

 

[Johnny RoastBeef]

There once was a hero called Potter
Who fate proved a corruptable rotter
To west London he'd dash
With a big bag of cash
But to me, all I see's Rodney Trotter

 

[Swansman]

And neither will Chelsea. We could certainly challenge for a European place and a cup: that is entirely realistic. I think it is very likely that we still will. Depends on recruitment, and our track record in that regard is awesome in recent years.

Neither will Chelsea but they have the chance to do so at some point. Because money rules (unfortunately).

I do agree Brighton has a good chance to compete for cups and European places, maybe not every season but in a West Ham kind of manner.

 

[7dialssouthpaw]

Graham Potter’s plastic
He wears a plastic hat
When Chelsea offered a fat wad
He said ‘I’m having that’
But Chelsea are not Brighton
No culture and no class
Just loadsandloadsamoney
He’ll fall flat on his arse

To "Bread of Heaven" when he comes back Oct. 29

"Graham Potter,
Graham Potter,
Has John Terry sha**ed your wife?"