Got anything good planned for Thursday?

[Franks Wild Years]

Test match Special. Thursday 11th Sept 08

"Morning Geoffrey, morning everybody. Well the ground staff have been out there all morning, the covers are off and JESUS f***ing CHRIST WHAT THE f*** IS THAT ?
" Bye 'eek calm down Richie its just Blowwers bending over."
"Well thats a relief, thought we were all for it for a second"
"Why's t'that Richie ?"
"Well Geoffrey, rumour has it those science chaps in Switzerland may create a black hole that will devour the world".
"Ee lad well Richie I once shared a hotel room with t'Sir Viv in 1976 during a t'tour of the West Indies and one night I woke up to see him bending over 'un taking his pants off and I can tell yee i'm still 'ere to tell t'tale"
"Not that kind of black hole, Geoffrey, ya flammin' galah"



You can have that one ,Harty.

 

[Giraffe]

I'm going to tie myself to a lamppost just in case.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Any excuse.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Let's be honest, it's going to have to be a bloody big hole to swallow Frank Lampard.

This is NASA's concept of a black hole (so you know what to look out for on Wednesday- there'll be a four minute warning at your place of work, don't worry):

This looks remarkably like where Dick Knight and co put my season ticket money.