Gully
Monkey in a seagull suit.
If I had that amount of money to spend on a house I would want a far larger garden than that one has...lots of money must buy privacy and for me that doesn't include having small garden and neighbours close by.
Nouveau riche.
Even if I had anything near that sum, I would not be prepared to stump up anything above £1m for a house in that area.
It doesn't look homely. There is no real potential to make it your own and there is a distinct lack of land for the price tag.
I really wouldn't want to live in some playboys mansion. Cold and unwelcoming.