Good News: kev hasnt split with his Bird

[Rougvie]

Its funny the WORST insult when I was a kid was calling someone a WHITER.

The context would be, that DO bloke's a right WHITER.

 

[Robbo]

ooor perhaps kev is just a good old fudge packer

He's a poo nudger then yeah?

 

[CHAPPERS]

I like cabbage, is it like cabbage patch kid = flid??

'Look over there, it's Turkey, the f***ing CABBAGE.'

 

[Dancin Ninja BHA]

The positive i havent split up with my Gf. . things are fine. just taking things slowly. and building the relationship.

What a sad excuse of a teenager you are Kev

You moan that people on NSC belittle you and then you go and post gems like the above

What a plum you are young Kevin

 

[ManOnTheRun]

Re: Re: Re: Good News: kev hasnt split with his Bird

I reckon Kev=Ernest=FG=Dwayne

Vlad ...

I'm with you. I don't think that anyone actually believes that Kev really exists. He's surely just a figment of some keyboard warriors twisted imagination.

A very GAY ruse, it has to be said, but it has been pretty funny in places.


Surely its too clever for Dwayne. Could it be Looney or Ernest/FG?

 

[Scotty Mac]

oh kev - ye of small brain

 

[Seagullible]

He's a poo nudger then yeah?

Bit of a sausage jockey as my Reading supporting mate tells me!

I expect a posttomorrow of:-

The world hates me I'm gonna jump off the roof of my subbuteo stand and kill myself as my girlfriend of 2 minutes has dumped me and is holding hands with some kid from the nursary school!

said once before and I'll say it again - KEV YOU REALLY ARE A PLEB!!!

 

[Fluffster]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Good News: kev hasnt split with his Bird

Vlad ...

I'm with you. I don't think that anyone actually believes that Kev really exists. He's surely just a figment of some keyboard warriors twisted imagination.

A very GAY ruse, it has to be said, but it has been pretty funny in places.


Surely its too clever for Dwayne. Could it be Looney or Ernest/FG?

Nope, Kev IS 100% genuine.

And he hasn't posted for a few hours now I hope his girlfriend hasn't dumped him or I worry for his health!!

 

[Kev the Ape]

Kev, does she do Business Studies?

Yeah she does.

 

[Braders]

Re: Re: Re: Good News: kev hasnt split with his Bird

I reckon Kev=Ernest=FG=Dwayne

nah kevs not ernest , and looking at the pics i've seen hes not Dwayne either

 

[MikeySmall]

Ever thought about getting involved in a bit of Felching with your g/f kev??

 

[ManOnTheRun]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Good News: kev hasnt split with his Bird

Nope, Kev IS 100% genuine.

I'm sorry but I just don't believe you. How could anyone be so DUMB?

No offence Kev, if in fact you are real.

 

[Dawsey]

Yeah she does.

Probably the same Jo thats in my class then

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Probably the same Jo thats in my class then

Is that Jo "bury me in a y shaped coffin?"

 

[Uncle Buck]

Is that Jo "bury me in a y shaped coffin?"