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[Food] Going into Ladies Toilets and Changing Rooms
- Thread starter pastafarian
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A Welsh friend of mine tried this in a packed boozer in Dublin before the Ireland v Wales football match recently. Apparently, not only is the answer "no" but all your friends will be asked to leave too, Soul Crew or no Soul Crew, salad cream or no salad cream.
Having a knob the size of an average clit would no doubt help you and you can stick your danglys between your legs. They would look labial from behind if you bent over. Not sure why you're bothered.
looney
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- Jul 7, 2003
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Did he hit a nerve?
He hasn't told us if he got in yet, let alone what happened.
You have done it again. You have read and replied to someone I have blocked. It is Friday. One may have had a shit week of commuter chaos and that. But smearing your todge in honey and dangling it into a wasp nest isn't the solution. Especially a tit weasel wasp nest.
Anyone else wanting a personal sanity protection plan when using NSC, I normally charge 200 guineas an hour.
This time it is free. My pleasure.
looney
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- Jul 7, 2003
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So thats me, Pastafarian etc.... if we can build up a list of those blocked by Harry Snowflake Wilsons T we can quote them regularly.
Funnily enough, I have both queued for a cubicle in the gents (Brighton Centre, at a concert where around 85% of the audience was female) and also been in a ladies toilet where men were queuing alongside us females (Two Brewers in Clapham when Pam Ann was performing!)
On both occasions there were many laughs (banter?) between both sexes
spongy
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I got caught in the ladies loos a few weeks ago......
But I do have a 3 year old daughter. Mother popped to the shop. Daughter said she was going for a wee and promptly left. For the ladies toilets. 3 minutes later, with mum still gone I heard shouts for " daddy! I've had a poo poo!!"
Left with the choice of venturing into the ladies to wipe daughters bum or deal with shitty knickers I went in only to be caught in there by another lady entering to her business. I came to the conclusion that never get in the way of a woman needing a shit. They're very impatient and rude.
But I do have a 3 year old daughter. Mother popped to the shop. Daughter said she was going for a wee and promptly left. For the ladies toilets. 3 minutes later, with mum still gone I heard shouts for " daddy! I've had a poo poo!!"
Left with the choice of venturing into the ladies to wipe daughters bum or deal with shitty knickers I went in only to be caught in there by another lady entering to her business. I came to the conclusion that never get in the way of a woman needing a shit. They're very impatient and rude.
I doubt it with a micro.
CoachVealie
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Another bloody AGP fanboy.
pastafarian
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The purpose of getting changed or going to the loo obvs. I am curious though what the protocol is for washing ones nuts in the lavatory sink.
sjamesb3466
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Pretty sure that's out in both the gents and the ladies. Feel free to try it though and report back
looney
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spring hall convert
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Durlston
"You plonker, Rodney!"
A few years ago, near Nottingham train station, I had to use the ladies (as the men's was in a shocking state) to have a massive dump. By putting paper in the bowl first I made sure it had maximum effect to make your eyes water. The next person that went in would have been hit by the most pungent pong imaginable.
It's no wonder both Nottingham football clubs have struggled for the last two to three seasons.
It's no wonder both Nottingham football clubs have struggled for the last two to three seasons.
I’m more curious why you would want to?
TomandJerry
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A few years ago, near Nottingham train station, I had to use the ladies (as the men's was in a shocking state) to have a massive dump. By putting paper in the bowl first I made sure it had maximum effect to make your eyes water. The next person that went in would have been hit by the most pungent pong imaginable.
It's no wonder both Nottingham football clubs have struggled for the last two to three seasons.
Atleast you managed to poo in the toilet!
(Palace bus driver
You need to be more specific. Shelled or unshelled? Brazils or pistachio? Eat them straight from the shell they should be fine. Ready shelled, I can appreciate you don't know whose filthy hands have been handling them, but I don't think using that as an excuse to use the women's toilet or changing facilities will offer you much of a defence.