Going down on a bird

[Les Biehn]

Best - My ex's ring piece. Lovely.
Worst - Fat welsh bird who had herpies and was on the blob on a beach in magaluf. Shit I was wankered so just got on with it.

 

[Springal]

Worst - Fat welsh bird who had herpies and was on the blob on a beach in magaluf. Shit I was wankered so just got on with it.

 

[Les Biehn]

What?

 

[Napper]

My husband must be unusual then

or maybe you need to wash more

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Best - My ex's ring piece. Lovely.
Worst - Fat welsh bird who had herpies and was on the blob on a beach in magaluf. Shit I was wankered so just got on with it.

thats extraordinary

 

[Blackadder]

Worst - Fat welsh bird who had herpies and was on the blob on a beach in magaluf. Shit I was wankered so just got on with it.

On the blob? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Don't think I could ever be that wankered!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

On the blob? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Don't think I could ever be that wankered!

The Herpes is fine then

 

[Les Biehn]

The Herpes is fine then

Obviously I'm not a doctor and this fact was only revelled to me 2 boil ridden cock days later. Explained the stink gash though.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Best - My ex's ring piece. Lovely.
Worst - Fat welsh bird who had herpies and was on the blob on a beach in magaluf. Shit I was wankered so just got on with it.

You have no shame - she was Welsh for gods sake.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Les did you not bag up

 

[Seagullible]

On the blob? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Don't think I could ever be that wankered!

so you don't mind her being Welsh then

 

[Blackadder]

The Herpes is fine then

 

[Les Biehn]

Les did you not bag up

Yeah. Got the herpes from a BJ. Her minge and mouth were clearly riddled with it.

 

[Blackadder]

so you don't mind her being Welsh then

Well if the wife of Michael Douglas or that Welsh bird off Big Brother last year wanted attention I wouldn't say no!

(Nor would you, I suspect, Seagullible )

 

[Les Biehn]

Me and my mate made a bet wankered on our first night of who would be the first to pull. As soom as the bet was made I went straight up to the ugliest bird with big tits I could find, told her about the bet and asked if she would oblige. Her response was 'you didn't even have to ask'. Rotten

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Me and my mate made a bet wankered on our first night of who would be the first to pull. As soom as the bet was made I went straight up to the ugliest bird with big tits I could find, told her about the bet and asked if she would oblige. Her response was 'you didn't even have to ask'. Rotten

Classy bird Les

 

[Les Biehn]

Classy bird Les

You don't even want to hear the worst part.

 

[Blackadder]

Classy bird Les

Yep sounds like the sort of girl you could being home to your mother!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

You don't even want to hear the worst part.

I do

 

[Seagullible]

You don't even want to hear the worst part.

I do