Goalscoring problems answered - DJIBRIL CISSE

[Austrian Gull]

This thread is full of LOLZ what with the retro suggestions and the couple of people coming out with serious responses.

Oh, and what are Daniel AMOKACHI and Ibrahima BAKAYOKO up to these days?

 

[LlcoolJ]

Stephane Guivarc'h?

Was trying to remember his name!

How about Joe/Ashley/Andy/Nat King/Old King/Carlton Cole?

 

[grawhite]

Gary Lineker could do a job too, or we could ask Jimmy Greaves most prolific english striker.

 

[brakespear]

If Recoba can't make it then maybe Alen Boksic can assist.

 

[big nuts]

Ian Olney or Carl Leaburn?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Ian Olney or Carl Leaburn?

Ooh. I like these.

How about Mike Newell or centre-half-CUM-centre-forward Paul WARHURST?

 

[Discodoktor]

Can we get Lua Lua brother.

I can imagine radio commentary where they pass to each other.

 

[Mackenzie]

What is Devon White up to these days?

 

[Gregory2Smith1]

Karl Heinz Riedle scored goals everywhere he went

or his mate Jurgen Jurgen Jurgen Klinsmann Klinsmann

get plenty of pens

 

[big nuts]

Ooh. I like these.

How about Mike Newell or centre-half-CUM-centre-forward Paul WARHURST?

Warhurst would be a revelation as a squad player. I could see Efan Ekokou & Robert Rosario being an effective strike duo.

 

[hart's shirt]

Jason Lee.

Not enough players with pineapples on their heads these days.

 

[John Bumlick]

Jason Lee.

Not enough players with pineapples on their heads these days.

 

[Mowgli37]

Where's Harry Kewell when you need him?

 

[Ninja Elephant]

How about THIS for a thought;

Marian Pahars.

 

[Stat Brother]

What are Temuri KETSBIA ?

He had to retire when clubs introduced LED advertising hoardings.



and for the kidz:-

 

[GT49er]

Oh come on! Speculation on NSC about who to get in HAS to only be about players who've played for us before (Zamora, Ulloa, Conway, Buckley, etc, etc.) so why not go for a good bit of PR (I'm sure they'd do wonders for AITC too, as well as being instantly popular and loved - nay, revered - by all the fans). So ..................

WE WANT CKR AND LEON KNIGHT UP FRONT TOGETHER!

 

[Megazone]

Signing Tonton Moukoukou Zola would really show some ambition.

 

[Worthingite]

For me it has to be Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink, or Tony Yeboah. And Juninho.

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

Tore Andre Flo, Chris Sutton, George Weah or Jon Dahl Tomasson are the only sane choices here.

Or To Madeira, obviously.