Goalscoring problems answered - DJIBRIL CISSE

[Ninja Elephant]

I think this is the man to fire us to the title.

[YT]0HVIPKdAWbY[/YT]

Baldock, thanks for the blanks, but let's get a goalscorer in up front. But we'd need to keep Baldock somewhere we can call him because Cisse is likely to experience injury problems.

 

[El Sid]

"On 20 October 2015, Cissé announced his retirement from football at the age of 34 due to injury."

 

[WhingForPresident]

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...bril-cisse-announces-retirement-from-football

"The body says stop, now it's over," Cisse told Canal+. "I can't practice high-level football."

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

great thread

 

[Rogero]

End of.

 

[MattBackHome]

Good shout.

But if we're poaching mid 2000s Prem Strikers then let's go for the swoonsome:

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[Albumen]

Lord Frodsham? The man who broke his leg twice by running? The man who was arrested for sex-tape blackmail recently?

 

[Nathan]

I hear Teddy Sheringham is playing this weekend.... could do a job.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Is Kanchelskis still a free agent? What about Owen?

 

[Albumen]

I think this is the man to fire us to the title.

[YT]0HVIPKdAWbY[/YT]

Baldock, thanks for the blanks, but let's get a goalscorer in up front. But we'd need to keep Baldock somewhere we can call him because Cisse is likely to experience injury problems.

By the way, that is the shittest top 10 I've ever seen.

 

[MattBackHome]

Or "the world's greatest":

[yt]LeewfQLW-p0[/yt]

 

[Simster]

Andy Cole please.

Scored absolutely LOADS for Newcastle, fans tattooing him onto their legs, then he got sold to Man Utd.

GET. HIM. IN.

 

[MrShaun15]

Michael Owen could do a job?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

very flair

 

[BUTTERBALL]

I've heard Kanchelskis is available, Terry Connor is considering a comeback and Dean Saunders has harboured a wish to play for the club again.

 

[BensGrandad]

Victor Anichebe not getting a look in at WBA under Pulis how about a loan to take us into January and over Christmas.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i think we should go for DEAN ASHTON or MATT JANSEN

 

[Ninja Elephant]

I think that Cisse could be talked out of retirement, and I'd be the man to do it. He'd score goals all over the place, despite his premature concerns that his body is finished. He's definitely a free agent, and I'd still back him to score more goals than Baldock this season.

If Cisse is adamant he's finished then there's no other option, we're going to have to speak to Thierry Henry. Although [MENTION=1349]turienzo's lovechild[/MENTION] is on to something with Dean Ashton, that man MEANS goals.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

how about Christopher WREH?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

I hope we SWOOP for TITI Camara, Tomas RADWINSKI or Brian MCBRIDE