[Football] Goal Celebrations "Brainless"

[Perkino]

It seems odd considering how they are in close proximity with each other throughout the week and up against the opposition competing for corners. All of these players are tested regularly so are low risk to each other, equally the players who have tested positive have seemingly recovered quickly and are back playing so to the average onlooker the risk isn't life threatening

 

[Super Steve Earle]

Just watching MOTD. One player leapt in to the arms of Kane when he scored, full on legs akimbo wrapped round Harry's torso. The same player did the same on the back of the goalscorer after the third Spurs goal. Don't know who he was, but someone needs to have a word. I thought Harry looked a bit shocked too!

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Obviously they should celebrate by doing the Time Warp as you need to give yourself a good 1.5 metres apart to get all the moves in safely.

 

[zefarelly]

Anyone else getting frustrated by the sharp haircuts in the Premier League. Timo Werner and Jack Harrison either have very talented girlfriends or are clearly breaking the rules.

Foden is looking a bit special needs, I doubt is was a DIY job.

 

[SittingbourneSeagull]

Typical distraction tactics from a party that has screwed it up every step of the way. Still not properly locked down incoming flights a year after the first case.
Most of the celebrations are probably instinctive, and obviously it would be better if they didn't celebrate together, but they get tested twice a week and are in the close confines of a changing room so if someone has it it is going to get passed around.