Mr Banana
Tedious chump
Go on, Al's got two spaces in his car and it's dead nice and it'll only cost a fiver. It'll be one of the best nights of your life* and we'll definitely win 3-0** and even if we don't we can get really drunk***.
*If you win the lottery
**Result may be postponed to a later away game without warning at the discretion of the team
***Don't be stupid, we've got work in the morning
*If you win the lottery
**Result may be postponed to a later away game without warning at the discretion of the team
***Don't be stupid, we've got work in the morning