Glenn Murrays on fire, your defence is terrified !

[Gilliver's Travels]

Who's that man from Northern England?

Who's that man we all adore

Well Glenn Murray is his name

And he scores two goals a game

And we won’t be missing Leo any more

 

[Whoislloydy]

Ched Evans on fire
Defenceless girls are terrified

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

To Jessie J's SMASH HIT "it's all about the money"

It's all about Glenn Murray Murray Murray
Never in a hurry hurry hurry
He didn't have a price tag
He kicks it in the onion bag

He's all like Uh-huh huh Kerching Kerching
Every time we Uh-huh huh w-win w-win
He seems like a nice lad
Didn't have a price tag.

 

[Albumen]

Murray Shoots
Murray scores
Dirty cash I want you
SKY football I need you more

*everyone does the running man*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_kOIvL2Wuk

No?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

To the Subways "Mary"

Murray is my best friend
He makes me happy
He always finishes our moves
Even the tippy tappy

He is not the tallest
And he's not all that speedy
but he's alright when the goals in sight
And helps with victory.

 

[Albumen]

And the wind cries FFS Murray!

 

[Whoislloydy]

To Jessie J's SMASH HIT "it's all about the money"

It's all about Glenn Murray Murray Murray
Never in a hurry hurry hurry
He didn't have a price tag
He kicks it in the onion bag

He's all like Uh-huh huh Kerching Kerching
Every time we Uh-huh huh w-win w-win
He seems like a nice lad
Didn't have a price tag.

this deserves a whole new thread, bravo. - how do we get this to the right people?

 

[yxee]

Murray Shoots
Murray scores
Dirty cash I want you
SKY football I need you more

*everyone does the running man*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_kOIvL2Wuk

No?

Brilliant

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Three Little Birds by Bob Marley...

Glenn Murray is our king
And every little thing gonna be alright
Singing' Glenn Murray is our king
And every little thing gonna be alright

 

[Perry Milkins]

To the tune of 'You can't hurry love'

"Glenn Murray is back
We won’t have to wait
Goal scoring is easy
Let’s get ready to celebrate"

 

[Puppet Master]

Was Zamora's (thats amore) original, or did we 'borrow' that from elsewhere?

Nicked from Gillingham/Sheff United(?) - That's Asaba

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

"SOS" - ABBA

So palace can you hear me
We all love Glenn Murray
FFS

 

[Postman Pat]

Three days ago. I refer the honourable gentleman to the thread entitled "Song for Knockaert - The Marseillaise!"

Apart from the Cantona version......

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Who's that cringing at a new song?
Who's embarrased by a flag?
It's the boys from North Stand Chat
CAMRA meetings where they're at
And Brighton/Palace isn't a rivalry any more

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

Thanks, I had no idea Man U had done that - better abandon our Knockaert Marseillaise immediately!

Good thing not too many of our fans will have memories going back 25 years.

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

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