Glenn Murray

[JonathanLivingstonSeagull]

Brunswick Starbucks. Right now. Having seen both he and Inigo at close quarters, i'm not sure who is the more handsome in the flesh :swoon: fan-f***ing-tastic them both, suffice to say

 

[Sheebo]

Go and congratulate him on the award nomination from all Albion fans then...

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Did he wave at the waitress for the bill?

 

[Mellotron]

Yeah, go say hello.

I've seen Calde and the Argies out twice. First time I froze up and regretted not going over for a picture, second time I went over and got one. He was incredibly friendly and made me feel fuzzy.

Inigo was off-the-chart sexy when I met him. Smoothness personified.

 

[JonathanLivingstonSeagull]

i would like to pretend i will do that but it is almost certain i will bottle it

 

[Mellotron]

Think of what you want to say before walking over.

Deep breaths.

Get rid of any unwanted wind beforehand.

 

[Sheebo]

Stand on your chair and belt out:

I TOLD MY MATE THE OTHER DAY I THOUGHT I'D FOUND THE WHITE PELE. MY MATE ASKED WHO IS HE - I SAID HE'S GOES BY THE NAME OF GLENN MURRAY. GLENN MURRAY, GLENN MURRAY HE GOES BY THE NAME OF GLENN MURRAY.

Then sit down and don't even bother going over to say hi... Simples.

 

[Mellotron]

That would be unbelievably excellent.

 

[Mendoza]

that starbucks is round the corner from his house

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Stand on your chair and belt out:

I TOLD MY MATE THE OTHER DAY I THOUGHT I'D FOUND THE WHITE PELE. MY MATE ASKED WHO IS HE - I SAID HE'S GOES BY THE NAME OF GLENN MURRAY. GLENN MURRAY, GLENN MURRAY HE GOES BY THE NAME OF GLENN MURRAY.

Then sit down and don't even bother going over to say hi... Simples.

that is effin brilliant!

 

[tonymgc]

that starbucks is round the corner from his house

Stalker

 

[JonathanLivingstonSeagull]

lolz

i left blushing girlishly and not saying anything

as it happens i worked out exactly what i should have said as i wandered away

hey glenn murray, sorry to interrupt but i just wanted to congratulate you for your nomination this month, on behalf of all albion fans... you're having a bang on season for us, brighton loves you. (a handshake somewhere in this)

that would have been about right, alas too starstruck... i know for next time.

for gossip value: he was having a coffee with some ginger bloke in a suit who seemed to be talking seriously... didn't help my desire to poke my nose in.
seems like it could well have been his agent, after all we are approaching contract season for him. DAMN! SHOULD HAVE LAID IT ON THICK WITH A TROWEL - DONT GO GLENN WE LOVE YOU!

or that other shouting thing said above, any of this would have worked

 

[cannedheat]

Don't mention Starbucks to some on here.

 

[JonathanLivingstonSeagull]

i know i saw that yesterday

apparently you are at odds with our beloved star striker. perhaps you should rethink your policy? jus' sayin

 

[Simster]

I bet he's better looking than the bag of spanners that is Edwina Curry, who I had to sit opposite on my train home yesterday.

 

[JonathanLivingstonSeagull]

i sat opposite super-hans from peep show not long ago on the train to Victoria
as you can see, i live an exciting life.

 

[JJ McClure]

Why do people buy coffee in that place, surely they must know it tastes like utter shit. There are several alternatives Costa and the like and local Coffee shops which are HUGELY superior to the Cak they serve in Starbucks, it just astounds me why people wanna drink such utter dishwater, Phew Rant over.

 

[JonathanLivingstonSeagull]

that name did run through my head. is he an agent now, are they mates etc?

 

[The Large One]

that name did run through my head. is he an agent now, are they mates etc?

His office isn't a million miles away.

He sells insurance.

 

[gjh1971]

for gossip value: he was having a coffee with some ginger bloke in a suit who seemed to be talking seriously...