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Glenn Murray is the dirtiest player in the Championship



KingstonSeagull

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To be fair, this report makes a pleasant change from them reporting on the imminent arrival of a KILLER FREEZE, unprecedented levels of immigrants, or a ludicrous new conspiracy theory on Diana's death.

Haha agreed, every year the express has an article along the lines of "POLAR BEARS WILL BE SPOTTED IN TRAFALGAR SQUARE THIS JANUARY AS THE UK PREPARES FOR THE NEXT ICE AGE"
 




Lady Whistledown

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Haha agreed, every year the express has an article along the lines of "POLAR BEARS WILL BE SPOTTED IN TRAFALGAR SQUARE THIS JANUARY AS THE UK PREPARES FOR THE NEXT ICE AGE"

At least twice. December was supposed to see the Snow Chaos To Ruin Christmas. Then of course there's the predictions of Deadly Heatwaves every couple of months as summer approaches.
 


Sussex Nomad

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Aug 26, 2010
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Other than that rags seriously patronising statement about the Championship, another paper that only remembers football since 1992...

THE CHAMPIONSHIP is a rough-and-tumble league but who is the dirtiest player in 2016/17?

... an average of just over two fouls per game is hardly earth shattering. At least we have a forward that gives as good as he gets.
 


Easy 10

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I feckin' HATE those clickbait articles that force you to click 20-odd times to see the full list. They can poke it up their arse.
 






KingstonSeagull

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I feckin' HATE those clickbait articles that force you to click 20-odd times to see the full list. They can poke it up their arse.

The worst ones are the ones that are like " 20 PICTURES THAT THEY DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE" and then a picture of an Aeroplane photoshopped going in to the moon.... Who are they?!? Why don't they want me to see it!?!?
 


Machiavelli

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To be fair, this report makes a pleasant change from them reporting on the imminent arrival of a KILLER FREEZE, unprecedented levels of immigrants, or a ludicrous new conspiracy theory on Diana's death.

Are you saying that Desmond's given up on using his organ to publicise Big Brother?
 






Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
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The worst ones are the ones that are like " 20 PICTURES THAT THEY DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE" and then a picture of an Aeroplane photoshopped going in to the moon.... Who are they?!? Why don't they want me to see it!?!?

Twitter is always awash with that shit. "Watch this young mum get refused entry to McDonalds. WHAT SHE DID NEXT YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE"
 


LlcoolJ

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Twitter is always awash with that shit. "Watch this young mum get refused entry to McDonalds. WHAT SHE DID NEXT YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE"

I think you need to cull your "following" list. :p

I do see a lot of that crap on random (generally newspaper) websites, but fortunately not on Twitter.
 


Dick Head

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I wouldn't even wipe my arse with that rag they call the Express

I wouldn't recommend it. I got shit under my keyboard and now every time the fan comes on the house smells like a Croydon khazi.
 




Fungus

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I think you need to cull your "following" list. :p

I do see a lot of that crap on random (generally newspaper) websites, but fortunately not on Twitter.

Yeah, I'm puzzled every time I hear that sort of complaint against Twitter. You choose who to follow - just don't follow the crap. :shrug:
 


Guy Fawkes

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I feckin' HATE those clickbait articles that force you to click 20-odd times to see the full list. They can poke it up their arse.

At least there was an option to start slide show to avoid doing that, too often these types of lists don't
 






lawros left foot

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To be fair, this report makes a pleasant change from them reporting on the imminent arrival of a KILLER FREEZE, unprecedented levels of immigrants, or a ludicrous new conspiracy theory on Diana's death.

Hmmm, a regular reader then Edna?
 


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