Girls that could turn a gay or men that could turn a straight.

[John Bumlick]

you can't turn gays straight as it's in their genes. and the sooner we identify that gene, the sooner we can abort all potential woofters before they besmirch the planet...



































...what?

 

[beorhthelm]

you can't turn gays straight as it's in their genes. and the sooner we identify that gene, the sooner we can abort all potential woofters before they besmirch the planet...

...what?

you jest, but many believe this and miss the consequences if true. personally i dont think its any more genetic than some prefering brunettes or small tits.

 

[NMH]

...changed bastard to buggerer, I see. Worried people will see you as a bigot?

Ooow get you ducky

What, me worry??
But really - think about the meanings - buggerer is the appropriate word isn't it?
Look up 'buggery' and let me know, alright?

 

[wellquickwoody]

No joke, looks like any old slapper you get down a club on a Friday, but I'm biased as I only f*** exceptionally fit birds.

Oooh, what an Adonis you must be!

You have a Harley, or wannabee Harley, ooh what a style icon you are. If you wouldn't shag Catherine Jenkins you are either lieing or gay. Maybe you are just too interested in your real ale and politically correct agenda to interest any 'fit birds'.

 

[footychick]

He's beautiful.

He's a manly man.

Looks like a fat Andy Bell from Erasure

 

[Twinkle Toes]

But really - think about the meanings - buggerer is the appropriate word isn't it?
Look up 'buggery' and let me know, alright?

Good grief Mr H, stop it! When I met you at Wardy's thing, I was half expecting to have a right ol' ding-dong of a slanging match with you: but you came across as a really nice, caring bloke. I know you have a few 'issues' (especially with man-on-man action type-stuff), but I know that thankfully you're not half as prickly in real life.

ps Oi Nibble! If you come across Ms Jenkins in your local & you're still not interested, could you send her over to me please? Thanks in advance! x x

 

[wellquickwoody]

ps Oi Nibble! If you come across Ms Jenkins in your local & you're still not interested, could you send her over to me please? Thanks in advance! x x

Please stop this now, I have to work all day without that kind of thoughts. Jolly uncomfortable sat here right now thinking of CJ in all girl action thriller!

 

[NMH]

Oooh, what an Adonis you must be!

You have a Harley, or wannabee Harley, ooh what a style icon you are. If you wouldn't shag Catherine Jenkins you are either lieing or gay. Maybe you are just too interested in your real ale and politically correct agenda to interest any 'fit birds'.

Catherine Jenkins?? That is one VERY ugly bint for a bloke with a Harley.

 

[corkster]

Ms. jenkins is lush............fact

 

[Barrow Boy]

Let's at least have a decent picture of her,

 

[little al]

Let's at least have a decent picture of her,

Beautiful, imagine her wearing that and sitting on your face.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Nicky whelan.

Played pepper in neighbours.

 

[little al]

Nicky whelan.

Played pepper in neighbours.

I can see that!!

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Let's at least have a decent picture of her,

There's a lot to be said for monochrome

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

I can see that!!

 

[NMH]

I wonder what she looks like naked?

 

[The Wizard]

I wonder what she looks like naked?

 

[Dave the OAP]

what is the matter with you lot.....katherine Jenkins is almost perfection!!! ...and she will sing you to sleep afterwards

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Jenkins doesn't do it for me - but it wouldn't do if we were all the same would it. I give you - Gemma Arterton

 

[Market Porter]

WTF, gotta warn users when you post 'Water Sports' on here!