Girlfriends/football. Will they ever be happy bed fellows?

[Franks Wild Years]

I've got tickets for Mondays match for me and Mrs W E, but being a bank holiday am getting preasure to do do something else with Mrs Wildy Ears.
I've suddenly found myself agreeing to something that goes against the grain.
If Saturdays results go in our favour we will go to Withers.
If Saturdays results go against us we will do something else.

I feel very ashamed

 

[Goring Gull]

Girlfriends and most things you like doing, drinking with mates, football, messing about with cars, none seem to go well togetehr. I recjkon girls get jealous that something other than her is taking some of your attention.

On the other hand i,m only to happy to let her go shopping with out me.

 

[The Large One]

I've got tickets for Mondays match for me and Mrs W E, but being a bank holiday am getting preasure to do do something else with Mrs Wildy Ears.
I've suddenly found myself agreeing to something that goes against the grain.
If Saturdays results go in our favour we will go to Withers.
If Saturdays results go against us we will do something else.

I feel very ashamed

Burn him, ban him and bugger him.

 

[Gwylan]

Girlfriends and most things you like doing, drinking with mates, football, messing about with cars, none seem to go well togetehr. I recjkon girls get jealous that something other than her is taking some of your attention.

On the other hand i,m only to happy to let her go shopping with out me.

Fortunately, Mrs Gwylan recognises that I'd rather crawl across a field of broken glass than go traipsing round clothes shops with her, so I'm spared that particular indignity. But there are a remarkable number of women who seem to insist on it.

I reckon that some enterprising businessman should start a service called Rent-a-Gay, where a woman could phone up, get a gay buddy for the afternoon, go off an look at clothes together - leaving their partners to sprawl in front of the box, go down the pub and go to football in peace and quiet.

 

[Icy Gull]

First rule, well one of them anyway, to any prospective girlfriend is that if you enjoy going to football you will continue to do so and she is gonna have to live with it. If you can't wear the trousers on football days at least you are some sort of wimp and will end up getting walked all over, all the time

 

[Uncle Buck]

Fortunately, Mrs Gwylan recognises that I'd rather crawl across a field of broken glass than go traipsing round clothes shops with her, so I'm spared that particular indignity. But there are a remarkable number of women who seem to insist on it.

I reckon that some enterprising businessman should start a service called Rent-a-Gay, where a woman could phone up, get a gay buddy for the afternoon, go off an look at clothes together - leaving their partners to sprawl in front of the box, go down the pub and go to football in peace and quiet.

Could get Kinky and Rumble to branch out....

 

[Goring Gull]

Fortunately, Mrs Gwylan recognises that I'd rather crawl across a field of broken glass than go traipsing round clothes shops with her, so I'm spared that particular indignity. But there are a remarkable number of women who seem to insist on it.

I reckon that some enterprising businessman should start a service called Rent-a-Gay, where a woman could phone up, get a gay buddy for the afternoon, go off an look at clothes together - leaving their partners to sprawl in front of the box, go down the pub and go to football in peace and quiet.

Fantastic idea, i'd be on the phone before her arranging for some gay guy to take her around the shops for the day - money well spent.

The thought of a day dragging round Leeds or Meadowhall makes me feel ill. all the "what do you think of this" no, no ,no.

I've even lied in the past signed up for a days overtime at work and then told teh missus i've been made to work just to avoid it.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Goring....


Are you going to Ipswich on Saturday or making the trip to Bournemouth with Town?

I am going to Bournemouth. God we need to win this one.


Why is the cheats game on Tuesday night, not Monday afternoon? Its not on Sky is it?

Dave

 

[Goring Gull]

Ipswich i was planning on as final game for me this year, but being Easter weekend and working for a breakdown company they are umming and aahiing over wether i'm going to be on call. so i don't know yet should know by tommorrow lunchtime.

 

[tedebear]

I've got tickets for Mondays match for me and Mrs W E, but being a bank holiday am getting preasure to do do something else with Mrs Wildy Ears.
I've suddenly found myself agreeing to something that goes against the grain.
If Saturdays results go in our favour we will go to Withers.
If Saturdays results go against us we will do something else.

I feel very ashamed

tsk tsk tsk - deary me!!

 

[*Gullsworth*]

First rule, well one of them anyway, to any prospective girlfriend is that if you enjoy going to football you will continue to do so and she is gonna have to live with it. If you can't wear the trousers on football days at least you are some sort of wimp and will end up getting walked all over, all the time

I am one of the VERY lucky ones, for me its

and thats just her..................................bless

 

[The Large One]

Thankfully, my partner loves me enough to know I shouldn't have to make a choice. It's automatic.

 

[tedebear]

Girlfriends and most things you like doing, drinking with mates, football, messing about with cars, none seem to go well togetehr. I recjkon girls get jealous that something other than her is taking some of your attention.

Good generalisation!! Want to see my overalls and my collection of football shirts??

 

[Icy Gull]

Thankfully, my partner loves me enough to know I shouldn't have to make a choice. It's automatic.

Or has a saturday boyfriend

 

[The Large One]

Or has a saturday boyfriend

Oh poo, hadn't thought of that.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Oh poo, hadn't thought of that.

Why do you think I don't go to games anymore?

 

[Les Biehn]

Me and my mate took birds we were/are seeing to the Leicester game, they both turned round afterwards and asked 'next time can we go and see a proper match'.

 

[Artois]

I'm VERY lucky.

My lady is a season ticket holder.

 

[Goring Gull]

Good generalisation!! Want to see my overalls and my collection of football shirts??

It's just girls my mates and i end up with then.

 

[The Large One]

Why do you think I don't go to games anymore?

*TINGING SOUND AS LIGHTBULB GOES ON IN HEAD*

So that's what the rancid stench is when I get back from Withdean. I always thought it was the camembert gone off.