Girlfriend go bye-bye

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

f*** bitches. Get money.

 

[Napper]

so between the waffle and confusion

You had a bird, you pronged someone else , she found out and now it's over.

 

[Ecosse Exile]

enjoy being single for a while mate, all the things that you had to explain to your ex if you wanted to do something stupid like spending a fair bit of wedge watching the albion away in some northern shithole, well you dont have to anymore, you can do what you want when you want, someone else maybe even the text bird, will come along in time and then you start again. But for now have a bit of fun and if you cant afford the bills get a lodger

 

[Meade's Ball]

so between the waffle and confusion

You had a bird, you pronged someone else , she found out and now it's over.

I'd asked us to split a few weeks before, but i suppose couldn't really go through with it, being a doubtful chicken.
Thank you for your concise summary of events though.

 

[Insel affe]

Mr Meade



Not only do you look like one, you dropped one

 

[Jesus Gul]

Get Vicky Christina Barcelona on DVD. That should cheer you up in an 'infidelity is normal for us Spaniardos' kind a way

 

[robinsonsgrin]

well......just split with my other half too......not quite same circumstances, but feeling equally as shite.
have to say..as a girlie..felt rather proud of your ex walking out. (sorry!) takes balls to do that.
def timeout. or lets get married next week n have babies!

k

 

[Andrew]

Why are you telling us?

 

[Taybha]

if my gf had balls i would want her to walk out

 

[Beach Hut]

if my gf had balls i would want her to walk out

Indeed if my wife suddenly had balls I would expect the same as well.

 

[Uncle C]

And if you are the cause of something's end then you do deserve to sit and stew and feel things burn a little.

So she gave you cystitis then.

 

[dougdeep]

Thanks MB. I'm sorry to hear of your plight, but your threads are always welcome as you are about the only wordsmith we have left on this board.

 

[DerbyGull]

My GF always says she'll leave when im mean to her, i say 'go ahead there's the door, but you won't do it, you'll never leave', the only way she'll go is if i say i really don't want to be with you anymore and that i want her to move out, but until i grow balls that won't happen

 

[Meade's Ball]

Thanks MB. I'm sorry to hear of your plight, but your threads are always welcome as you are about the only wordsmith we have left on this board.

Well whenever i am justly left by the next one, i shall tell you all about it once more.

 

[vegster]

why don't you just pull a keeper ?,,, better to be with nobody rather than anybody

 

[looney]

She was physically miles above me, so it never quite felt right. But then it's not all about the looks is it. or is it?

From this it sounds like it has a lot to do with your own insecurity and low self esteem.

May i suggest you get your shit sorted out before putting another bird through the emotional grinder?

 

[Taybha]

why don't you just pull a keeper ?,,, better to be with nobody rather than anybody

yummy

 

[looney]

if my gf had balls i would want her to walk out

If your gf had balls that would be one pair between you, so I would suggest you make the best of it and ask her how she grew hers.

 

[Taybha]

1 and a half , i lost 1 during the war you nasty ruffian

 

[Meade's Ball]

From this it sounds like it has a lot to do with your own insecurity and low self esteem.

May i suggest you get your shit sorted out before putting another bird through the emotional grinder?

Thank you Dr Looney. I am due for some cognitive behavioural therapy concerning the brain injury etc in the near future, so i am hoping that gets me a little less broken inside.

But she was much prettier than someone like me could hope for though. That's just a fact in anyone's book.